@Lange_Man_Glenn@b0tster Is it though? A potal can only be attached to a stationary object so the guys must be getting draged/ transported through the portal. Therefor option B is the correct one.
@TheDancingYak@autosport Since jokes are subjective some people are going to find "piss poor dad jokes" hilarious.
What kind of substance does this joke need to be funny to you?