Idge Isenberg

Puns a blazin'

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

Went to the Apple store at the mall and got bored so I changed all the backgrounds of the phones to Michael Scott

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

I’m putting together a team to fight the Netflix Warner Bros merger:

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

🎵 Once Amy Poehler makes her move, Tina Fey is free to check the king 🎵 #FallonTonight

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

@tuckerdurant Tucker stuns in new tweet

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

@laurenfill_ At least one since you def got one!!

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

Just tweeting so my account doesn’t get deactivated 😵‍💫

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

You’ve loved Mambo No. 5, now get ready for

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

@emilyachter_ Winter? I hardly know her!

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

Not me, not Hermione,

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

@emilyachter_ That version is just too little too late smh

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

@emilyachter_ @sampagnebrooks Follow me on SoundCloud 😤

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

Make a 6 sec video here, call that a Vineyard Vine

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

The stimulus hit, time to go on a spending spree!!!! 🤑*

*barely make a dent in my crushing student debt 🤡

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

“I know a Guy” -Marvel

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

“Zac Efron type” 🤔

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

@thereal_jackiep I’m sure it’ll give you a ~leg up~ on the competition

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

@jacquiomanning @emilyachter_ I got Tenet so can set a TENETive movie night 👀

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

2020: Superbowl LIV

2021: Superbowl LAUGH

2022: Superbowl LOVE

[Idge Isenberg @IdgeIsenberg]

Game Stop more like Game Stock amirite hahaha I have no idea what’s going on