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20 ᢉ𐭩 ventwt ᢉ𐭩 shedtwt ₍^. ̫.^₎

ednos warrior _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

minors do not follow
.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ🛸༄˖°.

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

omg shedtwt intro kinda,, yay!!
i might remake this later LOL i wasn’t sure what to put but i wanted an intro.
everyone be my friend plz _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@221kcall and if i said i would eat this

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

if i had to guess it was probably like 150 max tho bc she mixed it with a like off brand ice and a splash of juice

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

i was going to omad dinner today but we got hit with a big storm/tornado warning and i was given a “tornado cocktail” (excuse to daydrink lol i love the midwest) of unknown calories at like 10 am so i might just graze on berries today lmfao

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@shortertthan15 i feel like both of these things would jsut be better on their own this is just gluttony for the sake of gluttony,,, like the croissant is jsut gonna turn wet and soggy and it defeats the purpose of the crunchy chocolate shell? ig i also jsut prefer a savory croissant

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@alluringfloral oh also on this point if you have muscular legs don’t even try a bmi guess bc that’s basically what happened to me it was a picture of my legs and due to genetics my calf’s r muscular as fuck lmao

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@alluringfloral i remember when i was bmi 14 getting bmi guesses of bmi 19 and when i told my irl who was also on edtwt abt it they went “you look at MOST bmi 17” i was like okay bro. people on here have a very delusional idea of what certain bmis look like 💀

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

(316) this looks so nasty omfg i swear it’s good 😭

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@Moray3el idk maybe she gave birth to octuplets

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

oh my god the third one is taking me out so bad i literally can’t move on i keep going back to it and dying that is the funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[(˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) @stimabuse]

its genetics bro my genes made me eat all that food

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

okay i think i jsut ate raw ground beef this is what i get for being greedy

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

is this accurate this feels very like not true 😭😭

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

3ds xl* help im catfishing

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

is this accurate this feels very like not true 😭😭

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

oh yeah broken 3ds is for scale

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@laaceddoll my all time favorite food of all time not just bc it’s my fav but also bc if i eat too much i shit my brains out so it’ll basically be a 0 cal delicious tasting laxative 🤓

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@esotericmachina i could do this so easy

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

but YOU started this conversation on your LUNCH BREAK and sent me photos of the curb you were sitting on for some damn reason why are u tryna come over here with the guilt trip acting like you were off being emo NO UR ASS WAS WORKING!!

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

stupid people r some of the dumbest liars bc they genuinley expect you to be as dumb and gullible as they are this mf over here talkin bout “sorry i took so long to respond im going through some things” not only do i know you were at work bc u have work today

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

@anhedoniagirll @softsilance i mean i could be wrong but i don’t think she’s tryna stretch the gum cals she’s just chewing gum to reduce appetite and drinking water to reduce appetite at the same time like combining methods

[Bat 🦇 @IdiotInfirmacy]

benefit of the doubt is over i have moved on to 0 chances politely worded accusations