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from the R to the A to the C-H-IE I’m the mac daddy dragon of the N-Y-C

[clown baby @IdiotRachel]

“Nobody knows who Yosemite Sam is anymore.” - one of my boomer friends, recently

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I need Pokémon go friends!!! 240066431863

(PS I use bl*ue*sk*y now so find me there under idiotrachel)

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Time to get off this app for goodsies 😌 https://t.co/LqfGUpsv8e

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Time to get off this app for goodsies 😌 https://t.co/LqfGUpsv8e

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@MaxLiles LMAOOO

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Our roads are busted as fuck, nearly 20% of our citizens live in poverty, and our median household income is more than $20,000 below the national average. But at least people know JD Vance is from here 😊🫰👏

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@TRAGEDlENNE I’ve heard good things!!!

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I’ve been so anti oz*mpic but now everyone is skinny but me please send help

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I keep hitting my knee on the corner of my desk should I just have it amputated and get a peg leg to avoid this issue?

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@TRAGEDlENNE Best doctor ever award goes to JENNY

[Canderous Ordoliberal 🐊 @butleriano]

if the government bans rednote i’m just going to start printing out my browser history every night before i go to bed and dropping it off at the Chinese consulate the next morning on my way to work.

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How can a lean cuisine have 30% of recommended daily sodium intake and still no flavor!!!! 😩

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Why does it feel weird as fuck to sit on your couch when you have someone at your house working on something

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I don’t fuck with no squeegee board I can tell you that

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Had somebody named “Josh Tinder” add me on Snapchat lmaooooooo I didn’t even know I had old dating app ppl in my contacts still but my brother in Christ I haven’t been on tinder in nearly 4 years why are you barking up this tree again

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Check out all these roots that grew around our wax ring we are on a concrete slab WHY is this happening to meeeeeee

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We’re still having plumbing issues with our toilet and last night Ty tried snaking it and a bunch of ROOTS came out. I almost had an aneurysm until I read it’s pretty common and there are a lot of workarounds outside of replacing your pipes but GOTDAMN can we get a break please

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Also pulling roots up through our toilet didn’t solve the problem so I’ll probably still have an aneurysm soon just for funsies

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Hit my move goal simply by pacing anxiously around my house today

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The minute we start getting financially stable, something happens to our house, our cars, or our bodies and we are back in the hole again. It’s so exhausting. I’m tired of being broke as fuck all. The. Time.

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I am in so much pain from IBS and I can’t use our bathroom because the toilet is both clogging and leaking at the same time. 🫰🫰🫰