Stiffy Hamshanks 𓅙

I was in the house when the house burned down

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Be a reservoir not a septic tank

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@willmenaker "Dude descending a fanbase" (not sure that actually works but I tried)

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@somethings_awry I ate some at a hippie gardening festival in Upper Bucks County like 12-14 years ago, so go find that weird event and that one guy

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@somethings_awry @Milo_Edwards Olive tapenade ice cream

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@somethings_awry This is just the “savory vape flavors” discourse from @Milo_Edwards

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@mcmansionhell Pyrenees Sheetz vs Alsace Wawa

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@TheWapplehouse Can we get a Chinese symbol for that phrase?

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@SpikeEskin Todd. Pinkston. Makes this list...

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@KatrinaMartling Les Poulets!

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@Howmchdidyoupay @mrpxssy "Lose weight with Ayds"

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@somethings_awry No! We do those on the abandoned piers!

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@BranPuffin Guilty as charged

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@somethings_awry No one reads anything. The funniest profile comment I ever saw was "this is just Zillow for dating", I have so many stories my dude

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@JMKaay My Philly native blood is boiling

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@Rev_Bohb_Nasty Look, you can show, or you can grow, but never the twain shall meet

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@scrumble_eggs My girl's pussy is like a Rubik's Cube

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@LesBowen "Innings Eater"

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@mrpxssy Screenshot is a hell of a drug

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@SpikeEskin I propose this becomes the locker room/team song

https://t.co/UNvYesHFUv

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@JackFritzWIP Because the balls are carrying tonight and I left one hanging

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@JackFritzWIP Chase Sugar is my drag name now