Farha khan

Haan bio pasand tha par physics r chemistry sath nhi diya😞

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@otvnews Itne jante hue v aaplog ko exam conduct krwana h. Waahhhh modiji waahhh👏

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Dear user, ur A/cX**** - credited by ₹15,00,000 on 19Jan20 by P.M NAMO

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@Thegr8shivam Kr lo na...hm toh kabse taiyar h

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This could be our kid par nai tmko toh chutiyapa hi krte rehna h na😪

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Marry someone who look at you the way Natasa is looking Pandya

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When everyone in your group pass the exam except you

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Mom ~ Khaana bnana sikh lo warna sasural me gaali sunte hue din guzregi
Me ~

[Farha khan @Idioticlynonsnc]

Me ~ Promise me chhota bite legi
Frnd ~ ok promise
Also she*

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This could be me par agar aise ghar ke bahar baithungi toh pados waali aunty sidha characterless ghoshit kr degi

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Pic 1 ~ Jaldi ready hojao dandiya ke liye jaana h
Pic 2 ~ MC barish horahi h

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Me trying to complete my syllabus a night before exam*

My brain**

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@Thegr8shivam Unke liye utna hi sab kuch h😹😹

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Life of Tiktok(Chakke)user

- So kar uth gye, chalo mujra krte h
-Toilet me gye, chalo mujra krte h
-Park me gye, chlo mujra krte h
-Party me gye, chlo mujra krte h
-Mall me gye, chlo mujra krte h
-Mayyat me gye, ynha toh mujra banta hi h

[Farha khan @Idioticlynonsnc]

Even they are engaged and here I am still single

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Me as a mother*

Dekho beta yehi h wo chudail jo tmhare papa aur mere bich me aati rehti thi

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Me as a mother*

Dekho iss haramkhor ne mera katta tha...ab tmhe uski beti ka kattna h

[Farha khan @Idioticlynonsnc]

Me as a mother*

Dekho beta ye mere college k sabse handsome ladka tha, aur ye sabse hot

[Farha khan @Idioticlynonsnc]

Only 2 person who say that I am fair

~First is my mom and
~Second is wo kapde dukaan waale bhaiya

[Farha khan @Idioticlynonsnc]

Mom - Ladke waale aagye h jaldi se ready ho kar niche aao
Me-

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Ok. Now I firmly believe that mirror never lies