Dollar Store Pickles 🥒🥒🥒

For those with a Love for 🥒🥒🥒
🔊 Not a famous Rock Star, or Bounty Hunter. 🔞

[Dollar Store Pickles 🥒🥒🥒 @Idiotstopnow]

This started out as a simple cucumber account.
But drunk and horney ladies, gave cucumbers a bad reputation.

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Twitter is so muscular now.

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Do you ever prank call an X to just see if their still alive?

Asking for my 85 year old neighbor.

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@skedaddle74 4

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How old were you when you moved out of your parents house?

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@TyraNicholee

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Hugs we are going through some shit.

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@sheecm81

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@SirJeremyLondon @angiethinksFFS

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

@angiethinksFFS Lady Angelina of the Tilted Halo

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@LilRedYall00

[Just here 4 the T 💜🍵💜 @ohffssshutup]

I've lied more as an adult then as a kid.

As a kid it was to protect me.
As an adult it's to protect you.

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I'm straight af, however , last night's dream I absolutely was not.
She had layers. Beautiful thick girls .

Yes boys we have wet dreams too.
So Beautiful and, no shame.

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Now 2022 has taken Louie Anderson from us. This is proof that the Universe is losing its sense of humor 😞

[Jerome Jenkins @Jerome66Jenkins]

Step outside the situation to get a better perspective.

[Dollar Store Pickles 🥒🥒🥒 @Idiotstopnow]

FFS I need a cozy pickle.

[Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @Lilblack_heart]

if we can’t laugh about the stupidest shit then i don’t want it

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2022, can we have a re-do? So far you're failing, every fucking thing.

[Dollar Store Pickles 🥒🥒🥒 @Idiotstopnow]

My Christmas wish list

1. Shut the fuck up about shit you don't know about

2. People should appreciate a gherkin

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Wtf is dirty santa ok?