Idol Simon Says

For everyone missing Simon's candor on Idol, this parody account says what we are all thinking and wish Simon was around to say out loud.

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Sometimes the only thing you can do is hug your parents #whentherearenowords #idolfinale

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Aerosmith screaming = good. Jennifer Holiday screaming = horror movie. #IdolFinale

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I am scared of this performance. It is little frightening. Hide the small children. #idolfinale

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How is it possible Neil Diamond looks younger than Fantasia #IdolFinale #Idol

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Predicting Skylar will have a huge career #IdolFinale #Idol

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Getting caught up on finale- just because they make a black sequin unitard in that size doesn't mean u should wear it!! #idol

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I'm watching on west coast time tonight #Idol

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@giospafford Sorry! I'm on the road! The tour life is tough.

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@chrisbrodyMTV lol

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Yet again #idol eliminates someone who will actually sell records

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She will do just fine #Idol

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Omg country fans may riot #Idol

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Look it's Angelina's leg on Carrie underwood #Idol

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#Idol Jessica will be opening for Yanni's next tour.

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That was awkward #Idol

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#Idol twitterverse not loving that last performance.

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This song is going slowly...it's the time of the season for this song to be over #Idol

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This is boring. #Idol

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@AmericanIdol @chrisbrodymtv dude you got a shout out!

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Liking Skylar's new hair. #Idol