Colgate fucker

I beat my shit with and to Colgate

[Colgate fucker @Idontknow338383]

@unknownpervlose That's fair, very few people respect someone called the Colgate masterbaiter.

[Skyper @SkyperAstraea]

The deliberate 5 degree angle drop to avoid hitting what truly matters.

[Colgate fucker @Idontknow338383]

I'm a fucking genius

[Sasha 🐾 @4ngel_mutt]

Wanna get stepped on doggie? Huh? ❤️‍🩹

[Colgate fucker @Idontknow338383]

Come on you have to blow up

[Colgate fucker @Idontknow338383]

"It's called Hate fucking,, If you had the chance to fuck your enemies you wouldn't?" fuck no! That bitch gonna have teeth in her pussy! Owwww alert?!
She gonna have that evil pussy bro! AHHH! Just got scared when that evil pussy scared me!
#Dontrustthatevilpussy

[Askapy @AskapyArt]

NACHO CHEESE LEADS THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

When the crackhead on the bus wants to show you his Beavis and Butthead impressions

[Colgate fucker @Idontknow338383]

New year, New me and phone screen

[Colgate fucker @Idontknow338383]

@StefanFrancisci Russia if it had a big purple tummy and all the other countries looked really weird

[BlackMES @WhostheotherMES]

This fucking image dude. this cant be doorman's legacy

[Jake Feldt @JakeFeldtHP]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge @TopperHutchDal

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[blanco @beerdefeater]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

Mandola effect? Anyone else remember this image featuring a fat hog instead of deflated horse? Much to think

[Colgate fucker @Idontknow338383]

@snxffmxtt I feel as if my brain is a mass of rot nothingness continue to ponder