Angie Martin

Winnipeg comedian and complete fucking idiot

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I'm just saying, I'M JUST. SAYING. There should be more dicks out in mainstream movies.

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I'm always dizzy and I always have kind of a headache.

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

My weighted blanket has been helping me sleep so good. It's the getting out of bed part that sucks

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

I thought it was Holiday sauce for the longest time.

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

@PierceParisXXX Merry Christmas, good buddy!

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

No one wanted to see Nosferatu with me. I need that vampire BDE.

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

Why doesn't Jolene get her own fuckin man.

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

Damn cold being passed around like a white girl on the rez.

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Go vegan? I have enough fucking health problems.

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@PierceParisXXX Cottage cheese lookin ass

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

@PierceParisXXX Well, make sure you take time to rest. Can't pour from an empty cup.

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Just because ancient bloodlines were violently ended and thousands of children were tortured and murdered, does NOT mean you can make Native jokes in my vicinity.

[Angie Martin @Idrinkthewine]

Why do babies pass out so hard

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Gambit's gay and sucks.

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I thought Jesus was Latino until I was like 22.

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Mum stole me darts

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I don't even know like 1 Diddy song.

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Does the new Alien have Sigourney Weaver's bush in it or is it just another waste of my time.

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@metalinjection Maybe put on a better show