Ipemida🇳🇬

statistician and strategist.

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@iamhistory_ @davido Realities are getting set in, what happened to be Notherns problem has gotten to the most self acclaimed elites of this country

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@iamhistory_ Congratulations to Nigeria, what seems impossible shall come true.

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@iamhistory_ The bottom line is that ndc is party for tpain at extension

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@PrettieAdiela @iamhistory_ The bee 🐝 shall confirm that...

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@MrCharlesky Yes

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@iamhistory_ @PrettieAdiela Send Ihima bee 🐝 either, she is too small for Ori

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

Reason he was capping vertical about Dangote and Bua, forcing them into Lagos to appease his boss

[loriman @Ahmadlori]

President Bola Tinubu is expected to announce his running mate in due course, amid reports suggesting that Vice President Kashim Shettima may not be retained on the ticket.

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

Scam, they kidnapped selves to make our government look weak

[Abu Twins @abu_twinss]

Imagine how a retired General and His wife begging bandits. Allah mun tuba.😢😢🇳🇬✍️

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@whitenigerian You don't like monalisa again right?

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@AJSMILE911 Kano student now dressed without hijab ko

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@daily_trust At least we are having black sunday

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@Imranmuhdz Oshee, same as Northern governors

[TRUTH🎖️ @DanielofTruth]

A Nigerian woman residing in the United States, who had a bre@st removal surgery due to cancer, is now counseling her fellow Nigerian women to interact more with men. She stated there was a time she was overly selfless in giving her attention to men, attributing this to her Christian upbringing by her parents and their affiliation with the Deeper Life Bible Church, which forbids relationships until marriage, leading to her inability to engage in intimate activities, including breastfeeding a man.
which she now realizes is highly beneficial for women.

Moral lesson : give someone bre@st suck, no be crime

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@AbujaPresident Tactical advert

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@SadiqMaunde Just capping. ..

[Nyle Beck @IAmMyBestToday]

I hope you choose someone who truly sees you. Who values your essence. Who appreciates your presence. Who holds your heart as you bare it and who bares theirs to you. Who brings all of themselves to the relationship. Who loves to love you, naturally. Who chooses you - all of you.

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Nothing beats having a friend who possesses a great and strong character.This is crucial in all friendships. One who is able to stay cool under pressure and have confidence that when push comes to shove nothing shakes on both ends. It's a blessing!!!

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Their disrespect is your closure. Their ghosting is your closure. They play the victim to make you the villain in their story is your closure. Their lack of accountability is your closure. The closure is in accepting that you deserve better and choosing to move on without them.

[Ipemida🇳🇬 @Iduze]

@TheoAbuAgada @ose_anenih So the cTC of the judgement has gotten to them this fast??

[Johnson Adams @AdamsJohnson8]

This morning, the mechanic fixing our generator made a simple request - "I need petrol to clean it." Fair enough.

I asked someone to get ₦10,000 worth of petrol. He left, came back, handed it over. You'd think that would be the end of it.

But no.

The mechanic looked at me and said, almost casually, "Oga, I'll still need another ₦10,000."

I just paused. Because how do you argue with a system that keeps demanding more before it gives you anything?

Eventually, the generator came back to life. The irony? We'll still buy diesel to actually power it.

That's doing business in Nigeria today - you spend money fixing problems, more money maintaining them, and even more just to keep things running.

In this economy, survival itself is a full-time investment.

Nigeria will be OK.