Anthony Dowell

Answering to no one, listening to few.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

What time’s your game?

“2:30.” - Evan

Oh, the same time as my dentist appointment.

“You have a dentist appointment?”

Yea, at tooth hurty.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

Thanks for dinner, you guys.

“Not every parent makes it to 60.” - Jake

True.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“He had it coming.” - Ratt

We all got it coming, kid.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

You guys know that talking to me about this is like trying to talk a monkey out of a tree full of bananas.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“What’s her job again?” - Ratt

Just being hot.

“Ok”

It’s a part time job.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“I’m the OG at this party.” - Kelly

Yea because no one had to divorce you and you didn’t die.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“Wow your cholesterol is lower than Austin’s and he goes on a run every day.” - Molly

I go on a beer run every day.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

It’s important to understand what is important to other people, you guys.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

When you got a bull by the horns, Dustin, you can’t be surprised if you get gored.

“Yea but if you got the bull by the tail, you might also get shit on.” - Dustin

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“Pipes, I turned 60 and I’ve lost some weight, but I’m still the same person.” - -RTM

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“I want to get a relaxation chair to put in our relation room for after a long day of doing nothing.” - Crista

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“I’m going to Indy after lunch to pick up a camper.” - Skip

Just try and stay humble, man.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

Worst day of the year. Taking the day off, as per usual.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“Jake had a lot of friends at Walt’s after the celebration .” - Molly

We should count who had the most friends at Walt’s, me, Alexa Molly or Jake.

“You have a strange family.” - Al

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“There are decades where nothing happens, and there weeks where decades happen.” - Lenin

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“Dad, how can you prove that it was the smoke from the fire that killed all of the show goats?” - Hannah

Res ipsa loquitor. Look it up.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“The ubiquitous paper trail of nearly all human commerce.”

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

AI just saved my life.

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

I’ve got the Towers of Isendor erected around me and you blame me when Jack spills the red wine at the other end of the table!

[Anthony Dowell @Idyt]

“You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it.” - Tim Robinson