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[leiah @Ieiahkay]

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[kie @criminalplaza]

this is what clocking out feels like

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

So if a plane ticket costs $1200 to fly from Florida to someplace else in America, but then jumps to $3000 because a hurricane is coming…….that should be criminal. No company should ever be allowed to price gouge during disasters.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

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[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

No one tells you when you get a job how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Surprise!! 1989 (Taylor’s Version) is on its way to you 🔜! The 1989 album changed my life in countless ways, and it fills me with such excitement to announce that my version of it will be out October 27th. To be perfectly honest, this is my most FAVORITE re-record I’ve ever done because the 5 From The Vault tracks are so insane. I can’t believe they were ever left behind. But not for long! Pre order 1989 (Taylor’s Version) at https://t.co/12bONe9FJA 🩵😎🩵

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

We can show you incredible things… 🐦 https://t.co/nl2zos8L1x

[Sim ひ @simeont_]

No way we really used to call our mama job and ask to talk to her like she wasn’t working 😂

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i would rather take a cyanide pill than get a masters degree what are you guys doing

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i was meant to be rich, i can tell by the way i be spending money

[Unnecessary spellings @u_spellings]

The spelling of pneumonia is unnecessary.

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

one thing about me i’m gonna go get me some starbucks

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

In Alabama, the penalty for getting an abortion after you are raped is more severe than the penalty for raping someone.

How fucked up is that?

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Nobody wants to work anymore” personally I have never wanted to work

[leiah @Ieiahkay]

"i'll do it after my nap" is a dangerous game that i play way too often

[zori @shelovesmcha]

i be like "omg, i have so much to do" and lay down