☕️ If 5SOS Had Kids

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀5SOS as Fathers ☕️ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀"glorious"-mgc ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀✨Luke&Michael/4✨

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Luke: You're grounded!

Luke's Daughter: Uncle Jack wouldn't treat me like this!

Luke: oh not you too.

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C: Why don't I think my kids are cute?

L: idk.. I think they are

C: I look at them...then look at the dog... and I like looking at the dog more.

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5SOS kids first words:

L: mom

A: dad

M: hi

C: *ruff ruff*

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Pets 5SOS would get their kids:

C: 3 dogs (named Ashton, Michael, and Luke; in birth order)

A: a snail (named Jerry)

L: a goldfish (named Youngblood)

M: a turtle (named Speedracer)

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Ashton’s only turning 24? It feels like he’s a 45 year old dad with 3 kids named Calum, Luke, and Michael.

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Calum’s going to be the first dad to successfully make a family band.

Idk how you teach 5 dogs to play instruments but he will make it happen.

5 Minutes of Barking
She Looks so Ruff
Don’t Stop Petting Me

It’s going to be gr8.

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The best Michael moments ranked:
10. You
9. can’t
8. rank
7. them
6. because
5. they’re
4. all
3. equally
2. iconic
1. Let’s plat titanic. You be icerberg and I’ll go down.

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Ls: How do I know if I’m in love?

L: are you fine at all?

Ls: what?

L: do you remember the day she told you she was leaving?

Ls: ....none of this has happened ye-

L: If you remember the make up running down her face, son, you were in love.

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Cd: Why don't we have any family photos?

C: We do

Cd: Those are just posters of you and the guys

C: Close enough

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LS: Ok dad, I’m off to college

L: Remember what I told you

LS: I know I know

L: No matter where you go...

LS: do I really have to-

L: NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO?!!

LS: ...you’re always gonna want me back.

L: 😊

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Throughout my hiatus, many people have unfollowed me.
Glad I have fans as dedicated as @Michael5SOS and @Luke5SOS.
Wouldn’t be where I am w/o you. 😘

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What if 5SOS never have kids and my whole Twitter life is a sham??

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@Michael5SOS made the cut again this year. 😜

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It’s 2017 and I️ still don’t understand how people meet celebrities

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new music yet??

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Today I am 20 years old, which means it is socially acceptable for me to date anyone in 5SOS.

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Cs: Where’s dad?

Cw: Ghosting us

Cs: what’s ghosting?

Cw: Have you seen his twitter?

Cs: Yeah, he never tweets

Cw: exactly

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What 5SOS text their kids:

C: dog pics

A: paragraphical life advice

L: group chats the band bc his kids never text back

M: dank memes

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Ms: wth dad

M: what?

Ms: You made a song about pizza, when tacos are clearly the better choice

M: You’re what keeps this house divided.

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Ls: Hey dad, when are you going to make new music?

L: New music is coming soon!

Ls: ok.... so about 5 years?...

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So I went on a long hiatus and back, and 5SOS still hasn’t made any new music..... 🙁