aphrodite

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

my kink is banter

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

@babybynes do you mean Amazon

[Chantel Martin @cmart_13]

I’m like the states right now I don’t need a man

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

so true lover

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

update: I don’t like him

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

Update: Got his number

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

Ariana released a sex album just to remind me I’m not having any

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

Update: Got his number

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

My gym crush is possibly the hottest man I have ever seen in my lifetime but he works out like an idiot

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

these men with their painted nails have me feeling some type of way

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

@babybynes I’d say omega-3 is up there too

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

Toughest pill to swallow is realizing some people were meant to only be moments in your life

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

My gym crush is possibly the hottest man I have ever seen in my lifetime but he works out like an idiot

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

✨I hate men ✨

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

#4 the accountant. Has celiac and I don’t want to give up pasta and beer. Also blonde /:

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

I’m starting a thread of men I’ve been on dates with because I’m bored and have nothing better to do than bash men

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

#3 doctor. Delivered babies but then told me he’s punched holes in drywall. Mixed emotions on that one.

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

I don’t think I could fuck anyone who doesn’t open the car door open for me

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Me texting my friends when I’m on a first date

[aphrodite @IfAManTalksSht]

after spending 2 shifts with me, my new coworker broke up with her t*xic man. hmu if anyone else needs help.