IfAtheismIsAReligion

If you believe Atheism is a religion, you also believe all of the following:

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Merry Christmas fellow atheists! Very happy with one of my presents today! @RichardDawkins

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If Atheism is a religion, then hands are a type of glove.

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If Atheism is a religion, then not smoking is an addiction.

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If Atheism is a religion, then “not playing piano” is an instrument.

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If Atheism is a religion, then barefoot is a type of shoe.

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If Atheism is a religion, then nudity is a costume.

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If Atheism is a religion, then insomnia is a type of rest.

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If Atheism is a religion, then not running is exercise.

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If Atheism is a religion, then silence is a noise.

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If Atheism is a religion, then sober is a type of alcohol.

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If Atheism is a religion, then unemployment is a career.

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If Atheism is a religion, then “dead” is an age.

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If Atheism is a religion, then “healthy” is a medical condition.

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@MarkRaffles I’m not American...

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If Atheism is a religion, then sanity is a mental illness.

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If Atheism is a religion, then not washing-up is a chore.

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If Atheism is a religion, then Nowhere is a location.

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If Atheism is a religion, then pacifism is a form of violence.

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If Atheism is a religion, then “not lifting weights” is a type of workout.

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If Atheism is a religion, then “dead” is an illness.