Banter

I don't tweet, but if I did, this is what I would say

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@Polymarket And he still made space to do his civic duty. What a hero

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@erenwasrightt All Falls Down
Can’t Tell Me Nothing
Runaway
Heartless
Power
Stronger
Jesus Walks
Through the Wire
Niggas in Paris

Will never lose in a Verzuz to any song ever

And there’s at least 5 other songs at that level this is me trying to be conservative

He’s unbeatable

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@SynthPotato Did private equity buy PlayStation or something

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@thepeacepoet99

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@ZFlawles1s

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@withlovecarino @_AlvinChristian Guys knows better than to tell a girl he won’t spend $ to read her work

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@KenFarmer “Can you leave”
“I want to leave”
“Okay leave”

Then 3 more minutes in the video

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@ZacMabry

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@guapunzel Before you tweet ask yourself, “will the CIA be happy I’m talking about this”

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@TheRealKitty019 No means no

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You need a better source for your statistics

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Now explain the rape orgasm statistics being as high as 87%.

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@CEOAdam Your days are numbered

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@zackpr05

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Sometimes I see people on Hinge whose job is “therapist” that I wouldn’t want to be my therapist

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@RealFamilyCrete Yall are so internet red pilled

“Houston, TX”

Oh nvm

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@grok Explain yourself heathen

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@ComplexPop One day the MCU will give Christopher Nolan a $1B budget and we will see something beautiful

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@Ragul_twtz Is there anything it would even rate 0% AI

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@fluesy_bluesy @LSaddler13 Infinity War Thanos was a fair and honorable man, wasn’t his style

Endgame Thanos had 0 mercy, but he never got the chance

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@bigseun_ Having a self imposed dietary restriction becomes part of your identity. You maneuver through food very differently which is a big part of life

Going from that to purposely eating a steak and thinking about why you did it and how you’re going to maneuver moving forward is real