JFK

It's a marathon not a sprint| Time traveller |I know nothing

[JFK @Ife__MO]

@_moose_b " I used to watch the OGs from my bedroom window.....Touchdown, Ochocinco"

[StatiSense @StatiSense]

BAT 3 YEARS IN OFFICE— THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY 🇳🇬

🟢 THE GOOD

💸 Average Monthly Gross FAAC Allocation to States
2023 — ₦379 billion
Q1 2026 — ₦816.41 billion
Increase — +115.4%

📊 Inflation Rate
2023 — 20.06%
2026 — 15.69%
Decrease — -4.37 percentage points

🏦 Nigerian Stock Market (All-Share Index)
May 2023 — 52,751.43
2026 — 249,738.84
Increase — +373%

🛢️ Crude Oil Production
2023 — 1.19 million bpd
2026 — 1.49 million bpd
Increase — +25%

💵 Foreign Reserves
2023 — $35.09 billion
2026 — $49.26 billion
Increase — +40.4%

📈 Real GDP Growth
2023 — 3.3%
2026 — 4.1%
Increase — +0.8 percentage points

🛢️ Crude Oil Price ($ per barrel)
2023 — $74.75
2026 — $111.54
Increase — +49.2%

⚠️ Corruption Perception Index (CPI)
2023 — 25/100 (145th globally)
2025 — 26/100 (142nd globally)
Slight improvement

🟣 THE BAD

📉 GDP, Current Prices
2023 — $487 billion
2026 — $377 billion (projected)
Decline — -22.6%

💰 Domestic Debt
June 2023 — ₦48.31 trillion
Dec 2025 — ₦80.49 trillion
Increase — ₦32.17 trillion (+66.6%)

💵 External Debt
June 2023 — $43.16 billion
Dec 2025 — $51.86 billion
Increase — $8.70 billion (+20.2%)

🥗 Cost of Healthy Diet
2023 — ₦547
2026 — ₦1,513
Increase — +176%

💱 FX Rate
2023 — ₦461/$
2026 — ₦1,374/$
Naira depreciation — -198%

📉 GDP Per Capita
2023 — $2,140
2026 — $1,560
Decline — -27.1%

📉 Purchasing Managers’ Index (PMI)
2023 — 54.0
2026 — 49.4
Decline — -8.5%

🔴 THE UGLY

⚠️ Global Terrorism Index (GTI)
2023 — 8th globally
2026 — 4th globally
Worsened position

☠️ Average Monthly Conflict-Related Fatalities
2023 — 726
2026 — 1,380
Increase — +90%

⛽ Average PMS Price Per Litre
2023 — ₦238.1
2026 — ₦1,532.93
Increase — +544%

#Statisense
(CBN, IMF, Agora Policy, NBS, IEP, Transparency index, ACLED)

[JFK @Ife__MO]

It'll be something if Arsenal and The Knicks win it in the same year

[✞ @Layomi_04]

Sapa don collabo with heat

Specific heat sapacity

[OBIDIENT MOVEMENT ALIMOSHO (authentic ) @alebiosu_m82641]

@Benking443

[Crystal Hope @CrystalHope1979]

Reunited with their big brother after being split from him for 2 years in the foster system. 😭🥹😍

[Klaus @UTDKlaus]

We can never take this league seriously, Imagine Joelinton watching Pedri taking that first touch 😭

[ᵥₗₐDᵢₘᵢᵣ Bᵢₙ ₗₐDₑₙ @AndyAndy]

"Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for the insecticide. They all died, including the housefly that didn't vote."

[big flo🖤 @mizz_florence]

Tbh sitcoms are so rewatctable

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Car dealers anytime they sell you a Range Rover :

[Mac @UtdByMac]

1997: GTA 1 dropped, Man united won the league.
1999: GTA 2 dropped, Man United won the League.
2001: GTA 3 dropped, Man United won the league.
2008: GTA 4 dropped, Man United won the league.
2013: GTA 5 dropped, Man United won the league.
2026: GTA 6 is dropping ...

[The CR7 Timeline. @TimelineCR7]

🚨

ON THIS DAY IN 2012:

Cristiano Ronaldo produced one of the greatest individual performances of all time against Netherlands at the EUROS.

Single-handedly took Portugal into the quarter-finals. 🐐

[Darren @MUFCDarren_]

Prime Anthony Martial was moving like Ronaldinho

[Pukka @CFC_Pukka]

Frank Lampard is a special bred. This happens in 2025 and the player will roll all over the pitch. With minutes wasted on VAR check

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Will never get tired of watching this 2009 Grafite goal against Bayern Munich. 👏

[Depegan of Lagos 🇳🇬🇺🇸 @Mautiin01]

Eko Savage don crase since 🤣🤣🤣

[Mohiit yadav @mohitya8564]

@Cristiano

[JFK @Ife__MO]

Middle of the Ocean

[JFK @Ife__MO]

Life was simpler when Olamide dropped Young Erikina