Michael Corral

Gaining and distributing knowledge as I wonder on this giant marble.

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

I guess you have to equate voting for Trump to masturbation, people won't say they do it aloud, but you know they do! #yanasty #electionday

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

If pokemon go is a kids game, can someone explain why Magmar has a pair of titties on its head? #PokemonGo #ratedR

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

Got pokemon go on the brain #Pokémongo #rattata https://t.co/mguenFriE6

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

Donald Trump's new slogan: Pay your debt?...What for? #DonaldTrump

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

KD isn't a sellout for going to the Warriors. He's a sellout for not wearing a backpack to his unveiling press conference! #KevinDurant

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

That sweaty friend #splashzone #keepit https://t.co/ynP1sa4iiX

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

I saw the legendary William Hung in LA yesterday and didn't ask to take a pic w/ him. I woke up today regretting it! https://t.co/owi5Cessoi

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

You know your a grown ass, boring ass adult when your making sure the fireworks don't misfire instead of watching them blowup in the air!

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

The resemblance is uncanny #silentbob #clerks #silentbob https://t.co/TYWd2QjXZK

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

#6secondauditions #creepo https://t.co/UkSTnWONwT

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

Leo DiCaprio is such a good actor I'm convinced he came out of the womb in character. #prodigy #LeonardoDiCaprio

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

McDonald's only charges $5 for a 20 piece chicken nugget. I'm convinced that shit is cardboard wrapped rat!!! #whatkindofmeatisit

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

Suns out guns ouuuuuuuu... still a little too soon for that 😅 #FirstDayOfSummer

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

Remember people hate constipates, love liberates! #michaelisms #wordstoliveby

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

Disney has built an empire, and they still won't spring for 2 ply toilet paper at their parks. #smh #iknowyoucanaffordit

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

I'm expecting my funeral to have a similar turnout to Muhammad Ali's so y'all better start buying your tickets! #TheGreatest #BeTheChange

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

I'm convinced Madonna is a reincarnation of Estelle from friends. #theresemblanceisstriking #friends

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

I feel like stupid people breeding will eventually become a much larger problem than climate change. #woke

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

The worst people are those high school acquaintances that manage to take up an entire page of your yearbook. #doievenknowyou #highschooldaze

[Michael Corral @Ifeellike_Mike]

You know you are working out hard when it's hard to wipe your ass! #swoldier #didigetitall