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Occasionally present

[sally ~ @cryingonmute]

When you’re too focused on trying to seem like a good listener and realize you actually forgot to listen

[siggy stardust @signe_blake]

bringing extremely saucy buffalo wings and a pitcher of bud light to this job interview to establish that I’m a chill, down-to-earth guy who can handle when things get a little messy

[✰. @swagoszn_]

As an adult, you really need a Saturday to sleep all day sometimes. Doing absolutely nothing for a whole day

[Andrés @Andres__2701]

Yo cuando ya me han repetido tres veces y aún no entiendo

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

At a point in life where I understand why people take a week off work and just stay home.

[big beeble 50000 @notbeeble]

>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit

Welcome back late 2000s

[Jack Raines @Jack_Raines]

European diplomats when war breaks out outside of standard 9-5 working hours:

[greg @greg16676935420]

Just realized John The Baptist and Winnie The Pooh have the same middle name

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Christmas is in 10 days and work has not slowed down???

[Weighn @iAmMrCarson]

I don’t think he took it far enough fr

[eve 🍓 @stayinlavender]

pitch black at 5:30

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

Absolutely genius

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

11 times table.

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

I'm liking your IG photo from 8 days ago bc IG just showed me today!

[Gael Monfils @Gael_Monfils]

I’ve got something to share with you.

[John Amaechi OBE @JohnAmaechi]

My thoughts on the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Danger lies not in Kirk as an individual but in the environment that made his brand of politics possible and his killing predictable.

But when murder is justified as a response to speech, the cycle of violence accelerates.

[farhaan @iJailbreak10]

The entire UK forgetting there was a 3pm emergency alert:

[eatnik @eatnik]

I'd forgotten how blunt Europeans are in meetings.

French attendee: "Hello, you have given an explanation but it is very bad so I have many questions."

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

we locked in