PlatinumBlonde

Platinum blonde hair master race 💁🏼 I post original content ONLY. Be sure to subscribe to my iFunny account.

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@iFunnyChef my man can you verify my account, PlatinumBlonde? It’s about time it happened. #verifyMe

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OSRS players you have $11 to pick your perfect graphics:

$23- pays homage to the graphics of 2007
$17- matches with the rest of the game
$30- in touch with what the players want
$5- purple
$6- knock off of WoW

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Friend 1: Hey mind if I play some RuneScape songs?
Friend 2: Sure. What are we listening to? Sea Shanty 2?
Friend 1: No, Country Jig.

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When you’re minding your business in the library and the white dude with headphones bursts out singing the lyrics to his song

[Poros Neustein (Commission OPEN) @keke_094]

Popolocrois fans around in the world, Retweet/Like this tweet to get #POPOLOCROIS Narcia's Tears and the Fairy's Flute's (Android/iOS) games localized for Global Release (in English) from @gogame ...Let's Make It Happen! *goGame is a mobile game publisher & subsidiary of SEGA HQ.

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Could you imagine creating your #GTAOnline character in #Sims4 That would be hella funny switching between games like “honeyyy I’m home from shooting up the hood let’s invite the neighbors for a swim in the pool.”

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When you realize Christmas is about loving yourself and giving expensive presents

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Me: *literally burns 2 cops alive with a Molotov in GTA*
“Meh”
*drives on the highway with headlights on*
“I can’t live with myself”

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@iFunnyChef https://t.co/8rwyE3Wnbj

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@iFunnyChef I volunteer as tribute

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“Hey you can’t just constantly ship two characters who already have a canon relationship.”
Me:

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In the distant future Rick and Morty will have done so well that Rick will receive his own spin off show called “Young Rick.”

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se tonight

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Party rockers in the hou

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This is one of my favorite commercials 😂😂 https://t.co/eVHdeh91yQ

[Cigna Healthcare @Cigna]

The TV Doctors are taking their mission to the next level to help save 100K lives. #GoKnowTakeControl

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20% of all Americans abstained from masturbation on 9/11 this year. Coincidentally search interest in “Story Corps” jumps 20% from last year

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In a matter of ten days in September we've gone from #NeverForget to #Doyouremember?

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When you're a right leaning conservative but you're thinking of all the Ted Cruz memes you could make.

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Ok be honest. Did you masturbate on 9/11? #tedcruz

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Halloween 2017 where men paint themselves green for the sole purpose of saying "No I'm not the Hulk, I'm pickle Riiiiiiiick!"