Same Old Guywood

CU Buff | I am the party of the life.

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

Life is crazy.
What!?
Yeah my life is crazy

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

@Google sativa king is freezing outside trollfoot bridge are you dudes hiring fir seriously

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

Cats are various
Dogs are often with adjectives

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

One has to be special to recognize, then understand, this is a stupid and unempathetic game, before trying to modify.

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

When we all run out of electricity, water, and oxygen we are all so fucked.

Technology helps out the soul.

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

Why were we taught to walk in lines when that concept was completely disregarded by 100% of people at grade 7

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

when ur dog loves seinfeld as much as u do
(by @ChrisKogos)

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

Making fun of "white people" isn't being culturally aware it's just being racist

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

I'm going to smear honey on my arm let mosquitoes bite me then I'll have a sick temporary tattoo

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

(shooby doobie wop)

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

endless distraction is all of our falls

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

unplug your TV from the wall

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

@adamlewin60 Now it is

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

Canada Dry ginger ale does not contain ginger in the ingredients list but is Made from Real Ginger™

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

Franzia is good mixer for gin

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

don't wear a band shirt if you don't like the band

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

"47 meters down is the best shark movie since... JAWS". EXCEPT excuse me

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

Snapchat needs an option to automatically mute stories so I don't look like a dumbass when my phone blurts "YOOOOO-" in public

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

just made pizza and coffee at the same time, both are still too hot to consume
I'm at a loss

[Same Old Guywood @Iggy650]

There are two skate shops within a 2 hour radius from MTZ.