Dreamt I was at a Pokémon adventure place and was asked if I knew anything about Pokémon. “Not really, but I know we have to find Machamp to help us fold laundry.” Lol, and somehow my brain knew the Pokémon that wears clothes, has 4 arms, and would be amazing at folding laundry!
This is what I’m doing during these weeks long recovery (and watching too much Say Yes To The Dress for no reason). (Read from bottom to top). Lol, this game cracks me up
Had a very distressing dream that I was marrying Elon musk, and he was just as unhelpful as you can imagine. Is that a tray of thick-sliced kiwi appetizer going buy? Oh, wow. Lol, I did get a cool little machine gun helicopter, and then the dream devolved into COD, which was fun
There’s a whole world of stationary nerds out there, and I just love it so much! Your niche interests fascinate me. Why do u have five different massive ant farms in your studio apartment? Because you are human, and it’s so beautiful.
Dream: Had to choose lunch preferences at work. The options: eat in your car, alone, or “hunted.” What’s that? Some guy at work liked hunting people, so they humored him by asking for volunteers. But, he would put decoys of your family around town to lure u out. Lol, I eat solo
Mom call: “Wednesday is Sunday!” Lol, and I tweet bc I’m proud that it only took me .03 seconds to know she meant Wednesday is buy-one-get-one-free sunday day at Carvel. #foodlanguageisbeautiful
Balder’s Gate character creation. Holy, effing God. This is where I spend the rest of my life. Lol, they need a timer, I am a creature easily paralyzed by endless choices and unlimited time. Give me pressure!