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Academy Award Winner. Cohost of @recoveringgleek ‘Most School Spirited' -Desert Canyon Middle School 2007 he/him

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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-

I have a crippling fear of commitment so

I just stood there until I died of

starvation

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@vincedalison @theTSupdates Or you could’ve used your own imagination instead of outsourcing it to a machine while you willingly surrender your human functions

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@playacathysong Smash takes place in an alternate universe where everything is the same except that the 2003 revival of Gypsy went on to run for over a decade. If you pay attention this fact informs much of the story and performance decisions of the show as a whole

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@shivroysboytoy @stxrvox Ariana and Colleen ballinger were actually pretty publicly friends around this time, they had a running bit that Miranda was Ariana’s vocal coach

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@Vismier17 @WongUpdates @JamesGunn I actually can’t fathom how gullible you have to be to read the wording of that post and take it at face value, not immediately clocking it as an obvious joke

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@lugothegamedev “FREAKED—Buzz reacts coolly to their freaking”

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@poolsideconvoxx @Demiliodn @kamisatoswift He’s a kid in this video you fucking weirdo

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@wishfulfemmebot @bjorksunibrow This is a direct quote from Hercules 😭😭 we’re losing our culture!

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@DJ_ILLIN_PAIN @cdiggi1 Oh my god yall are so insufferable. THEY did as a JOKE a decade ago for a podcast, and then made up a pretend award show 5 years ago also as a JOKE, and then both ended up becoming so popular that they ironically became real. The whole thing is campy and unserious!

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@BtheShagger @KneezyChrist It got nominated for Best Picture and met with universal praise from critics. Of course, like with all things, there were certainly people who disliked it, but the overall consensus was overwhelmingly positive

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@DocRobeat9 @KneezyChrist Thank you! I feel CRAZY that everyone is suddenly pretending the third wasn’t well received as if it wasn’t one of the most commercially and CRITICALLY successful animated films of all time

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@Nate46587649554 @DocRobeat9 @spennie_money @KneezyChrist It was absolutely not viewed as a cash grab, it was universally lauded by critics and got nominated for Best Picture

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@spennie_money @DocRobeat9 @KneezyChrist It wasn’t? It was met with near universal acclaim from critics, made multiple “best of” lists, and got nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars, and Pixar took control of it because they felt the initial Disney pitch WAS a cash grab and they wanted to go against that

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@drunkenalpaca @se7enteenmuse Hannah Einbinder, she has a very good skincare routine

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@drunkenalpaca @se7enteenmuse I’m talking about Hannah Einbinder, they overlapped in the 30s-50s

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@drunkenalpaca @se7enteenmuse She has a very good skin care routine

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@drunkenalpaca @se7enteenmuse She’s 93 years old

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@Rjwaters2 @cash__browns So a regular world

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@edm_shmedm @marcotextos @NoContextSpoof My familay-ay?
That’s right Beyoncé

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@JohnnyCallicutt Why does God hate Sluggo, he’s only a child

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@sondheimite @smhrbst @trinity24601 But no one is me, George, no one is me!