|| NEW pinned tweet.
I am The Myth! I am The Legend! I am THE MAN!
-Not new to RP or Seth
-Single (will ship w/ chem.)
-Straight
-DTF/NON
-Face
-Descriptive
RT and Like for The Architect!
|| Was gonna write a promo for tonight, but after that counterproductive ass ending, fuck it. God forbid Dwayne lets somebody get one over on him for once, and God forbid that ugly part timing fake teeth having ass fraud lets Seth get one over on him too. I’m dreading Mania tbh
—the one who needs me, because without Seth Freakin’ Rollins, ol’ Punker doesn’t get that WrestleMania spotlight he desperately craves. I don’t care if he serves as guest commentator for when I stomp Drew McIntyre into the mat again. All I ask is that he stays out of my damn way.
Since these two numbskulls were trying to make decisions about the World Heavyweight Title match, I figured I’d join the party. Although quite frankly, when it comes to CM Punk, he means nothing to me. He can go on and on about how we all “needed” him, but the fact is that HE is—
Seems all you do is whine about the same crap every week, and then run off to troll those more successful than you. Are you really a “Scottish Warrior”, or just another dweeb jealous that I smashed the hottest woman on the planet?
Thanks for supporting Becks’ book, by the way!
|| Segment of the fucking year right there. God, that was amazing. I was already hyped for Rollins vs McIntyre at Mania, but now getting Punk back into the mix? Even better. #WWERAW
—WrestleMania, after I stomp out the biggest star in Hollywood and his side bitch on Night 1, the spotlight is gonna be on me, Drew, and the World Heavyweight Championship on Night 2. However, you’re gonna learn the hard way that you’re not as good as you think you are, Drew.
Oh sorry, didn’t see ya there, Drew! Guess I’m just a bit too much of a spotlight junkie and couldn’t help myself. But that’s the thing, man. I’ve been doing this for 20 years, just like you, Drew, and every time I walk out through the curtains, it gets better and better. And at—
—of WrestleMania, me and Cody are ENDING The Bloodline, and then on Night 2, it’ll be the same story as the last two times Drew and I have fought for the World Heavyweight Championship. After I stomp his head into the mat, the last thing he’ll hear is the people singing my song!
You know, I used to think CM Punk was the biggest hypocrite in the wrestling business, but I think Drew McIntyre has become an even bigger one in recent times. For a guy who did nothing but complain about The Bloodline screwing him over, it seems like Drew is one step away from—
—becoming an honorary member of The Bloodline. And he can deny wanting their help all he wants, but I don’t buy any of that crap. I know full well that he’d love nothing more than to use them to try to take this title away from me, but that’s simply not gonna happen. On Night 1–
I am SICK of hearing Mr. Midlife Crisis spew the same old garbage every week! He isn’t needed here anymore. His time has come and gone, and after WrestleMania, the entire Bloodline will be gone. So the tag team match at WrestleMania Night 1? WE ACCEPT.