A comer pastel y a comer lechón
Arroz con gandules y a beber ron
Que venga morcilla, venga de to
Y que se chavetó, compay
Olvidemos to, ¿ok?
Y a gozarlo to’
Girls will make fun of guys saying that guys flirt by rapping lyrics in their face. I’ll tell you what, if she’s into you and you’re rapping that verse word for word, she’s gonna melt quicker than a popsicle on a hot summer day.
All my IG ads are workout programs saying “wanna get jacked and run far?”
No! Who told you i want to run? Running is for losers. Just give me the jacked part. Learn your target audience IG.
Im pretty sure i just made it out the friend zone with that one annoying coworker.
Best exit of friend zone to date. Never been happier to be hated by someone.