Ignnant B

Trying my best to get cancelled and hoping that i don’t.

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Sobering moment: realizing I have the same goals as Abel Ixco…

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Mood: vallenato, cumbia y reggae. Es viernes, carajo!

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

@Julez_JD How else will the fans solve the mystery behind your murder?

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

As a man, how are you placing rubber duckies on display in your jeep?

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Que grande la tentación a pedir un queso frito cuando encargas una completa en la fritanga.

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

A comer pastel y a comer lechón
Arroz con gandules y a beber ron
Que venga morcilla, venga de to
Y que se chavetó, compay
Olvidemos to, ¿ok?
Y a gozarlo to’

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Today’s about spending time with family, overeating and drinking cafecito.

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These dua lipa remixes have me in a chokehold.

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I wanna be fit and built but i love binge eating too damn much…

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Girls will make fun of guys saying that guys flirt by rapping lyrics in their face. I’ll tell you what, if she’s into you and you’re rapping that verse word for word, she’s gonna melt quicker than a popsicle on a hot summer day.

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

How expensive does a workout class need to be for you to post it on your story?

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

What does non-sexual flirting look like? Buying bagged Cesar salad for din-din.

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Elvis Presley + Humid weather + My Shawty = ideal summer

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Going plate for plate with my father in law at the buffet.

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It’s not that i think I’m better than you it’s just that i started my day with homemade mango juice.

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My GF is ridiculing me for my $38 uber eats order. Never have i seen a greater display of a house divided.

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

The sad unfortunate realization that your neighbors tree is almost done giving mango’s …

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Day drinking with my mom. Fuck what you heard!

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

All my IG ads are workout programs saying “wanna get jacked and run far?”
No! Who told you i want to run? Running is for losers. Just give me the jacked part. Learn your target audience IG.

[Ignnant B @IgnnantB]

Im pretty sure i just made it out the friend zone with that one annoying coworker.
Best exit of friend zone to date. Never been happier to be hated by someone.