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[Żｅ𝔯𝓞-ⓖ @IgnyKe]

Me searching the unknown number that is calling me on true caller badala ya kupick the call

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Samwel Wambugu, umenibeba leo na nduthi, ukanirusha kwa bump alafu ukaniuliza kama nataka kushuka, that wasn't funny at all na naenda kureverse hiyo fare.

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

broke ugly ninja ndio naingia my mabatment. Foreman leo amenitumia vibaya mgongo imegoma. Nafika napata kplc walianua stima, inabidi niingie nkistep polepole. Naeza kanyaga spade inipasue kichwa nidedi. Natazama angani na swali bado ni moja

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Unadrop tweet iko na paragraphs sita Alafu inakataa kutoka kwa bedsitter yako, inabidi umedelete.

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

niko in the comfort of my aluminum apartment, kwa umbali unaeza nusa aroma ya omena, Hapana, ni gumboots imeferment after kuvaa mwaka mzima mjengo. Nimepitia kisiagi nikapewa mahindi na deni na Mluhya anakuanga hapo. Sai nko hapa nateremsha na harufu! Eloih! Eloih! kwani sikukuja na sahani??

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

who is your therapist artist?

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Jana hapo stage tukiskumana na 9-5, Kuna dem alinipiga elbow ya shoulder, kuenda kufanyiwa x-ray, daktari ananiambia hiyo ingenipata shingo ningeconnect WiFi ya sayuni. Alafu wanaingia ndani ya matatu kama wamelala, like nobody's business.

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

nostalgia manh ni kitu ingine hatari sana. Hiyo Hadi inashinda depression. Simu iko charging Alfu random memories just hit. Days you used to be happy, laughter everywhere, haukuwa na Bills, no jobs. One day the noise just disappear, the laughter fades, the games stop, and everyone quietly grows up. But childhood never tells you when it’s about to end, it simply leaves.And one day you wake up, look back, and realize something that breaks your heart a little. You can never go back to the days when life was that simple again.

[Żｅ𝔯𝓞-ⓖ @IgnyKe]

nikuonyeshe what I bring to the table!

[Kiambiiiii @Realkiambi]

ChatGpt is a menace!😂😂😂😂

[. @kinitikaranja]

During my time, circumcision was a torture. I can recall Kuna time I went to opposite village for this occasion tukiwa na my agesets. That's was my 1st time to eat unripe plums, pawpaws na maji 5 ltr. Tough days are gone sai naingia keja wanapotea..

[LOCALMAN 🇰🇪 @Localman254_]

A Bar and Restaurant owner is seriously counting losses after the murima yellow yellow girls he gave an opportunity to work at his business decided kueka mtungi ya KEG maji and lie to the business owner that Keg isn't sellable and it's full in it's can.

My question is, how did they manage to put water in there?

[David The Truth @kitui_1]

Kama uwa sikuguzii unafaa ujiulize maswali, mimi uguzia mpaka mtu wa 1 follower.

[BARAKA @sir_chrisz]

Ukileta feelings Kwa anasa umebant, for instance Kuna dem amenishtua Jana akisema ako nakuru ( yeye hukua Wa karatina) ndio alikua stage akisaka Gari kurudi Shule, huku naks alikuja kugotea jamaa , luckily akakosa Gari ju it was around 6 , ikabidi nishuke Na yeye , in mind ujue ametoka kunyoroshwa ndio akuje stage. Anyway ndio ametoka kwangu pia akielekea shule, hizi Vitu hazitaki overthinkers we pewa ushukuru usijali ametoka wapi au anaenda wapi

[pretty P👻🤎 @misspretty1v]

Uko Employed aje na Salary unaekewa kwa Mpesa😂

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

kuna mahali niliswallow my ego jana nikatext mrembo imekuwa kitambo tukiongea. Sai nimelishwa grey tick! Never again in this life and the next I'm doing that!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

statistics inaonyesha wenye wanalia hakuna kazi ni wenye walipata pass kwa hizo degree zao, yaani msee alipita tu unifasiti. kazi yao ilikuwa masherehe na usherati. Lakini ukipata first class ama second class sidhani kama unaeza kosa kuwa employed. my fellow unemployed, tusilale tukingoja kazi ibishe, tujituma na umake sure umetuma Cvs kama one sausand. ukifika hapo ambia mungu akuchukue, umeteseka ya kutosha!

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Unatulia tu hivi unapata flashbacks venye uliona dust at an early age. 8 yrs ago niliuliza mrembo I was talking to what I should do ndio ajue nampenda. She had the audacity to tell me nijipeleke sayuni!Cheiso!

[Żｅ𝔯𝓞-ⓖ @IgnyKe]

@GuyOnlineGuy1 @gunnerbdv @grok is this true?

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Taking someone's wife juu mke mwema anatoka kwa bwana!🥲

[Sheriff @Kotsheriff]

Pickup lines moja moja ninase huyu jirani.