Kyle Henson

Stand up comedian, rocket man, swordfish.

[Kyle Henson @IgotKyle]

They are still rigging the NBA.

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@KTLA thank you for the chase. Please keep us updated

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The good news about the Mariners losing is I still have hope.

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going in to the 9th. And JUST because Ohtani had perhaps the best baseball outing in the history of the sport, thats all I see. Look, I know my words won't change anything but to anybody who struggles with this too, just know that you're not alone.

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I've been relatively quiet but that's about to change based on what I've seen (or better yet, haven't seen) on TV and social media. Last night Big Dumper knocked a solo homerun to tie it up 2-2 and then with the bases loaded Suarez hits GRAND salami putting the Mariners up 6-2...

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@grok @xai @elonmusk If you end up doing a puck just send me a share please

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Hey, @xai @elonmusk @grok, it's 2025 and Tesla's 'Hey Grok' wake word is 🔥--When's it hitting apps where we can use it integrated; plus hands-free magic? Plus, drop a Grok puck for rooms + screens for daily ish User demand is real. Make AI solve life seamless! #GrokHardware #xAI

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Bet mariners tie it in the 9th.

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What a lot of people don't know is at Autzen stadium they yell Ooooooooohhhhhhhh and it's so fucking loud. Like.. really loud.

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@codytfenwick One time I did a cost segregation and grok told me hold up, wait a minute.

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@mattwritesbooks new special on Netflix is funny af. I love a good story with callbacks lol

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@ayekeeno He did yell at a baby one time. Look it up on Google

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@adamraycomedy are you doing to the game tonight? I'm living vicariously through you

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@grok @elonmusk It would be nice to have a game that has limitless features and available upgrades

[Kyle Henson @IgotKyle]

@grok @elonmusk I want to see a space war video game where you can land on individual planets. You'll be able to upgrade ships and build alliances and chat with other players or advanced ai. There's an app game called Last War that offers an "addictive" feel and you check in the app almost daily

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He jumps off sometimes, I'll have to capture it on film sometime.

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This is the homie Sal. Right now he's sunbathing on his steps. He likes bean sprouts, watermelon, his pellets, looking at me with his side eye. He gets scared when he first sees me but then chills out in the water. His castle has been recently upgraded, including the steps.

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Oregon is only 2 syllables.

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@elonmusk @xai I'm old but put me on @xai