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you’re on your own kid . . ꩜ she/her 🕸

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

BREAKING NEWS: Capybara has learned to fly

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hi everyone! my puppy is participating in a contest 🐾 could you all go and like this reel please? thank you !!

https://t.co/GFFh8UVpSH

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

i’m not saying taylor should put the inevitable eras tour movie in theatres but… i’d probably go watch it at least five times in theatre….

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no, it’s not a mini aussie, it’s a miniature american shepherd

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did they really break up?

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@juliancomeau pics or it didn’t happen

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@juliancomeau chop chop ✂️ (jk)

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that cg5 dude is really annoying

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the cheese tax song is stuck in my head now

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@rosychuu wonderful! because you look bonita

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do you or do you not feel bonita?

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can’t wait to get my maligator pup 😏

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everyone else: you need to do your research before getting this dog breed
me: challenge accepted 😏

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am i still dating this guy? i wish i knew

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

if capybaras are an “invasive species” why don’t they invade my back yard so i can pet them all

[verónica @soitfuckingoes]

taylor swift didn't write "did you ever hear about the girl who got frozen? time went on for everybody else, she won't know it she's still 23 inside her fantasy how it was supposed to be. did you hear about the girl who lives in delusion?" for you to skip right where you left me

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things i’ll do with my next dog: feed kibble, get pet insurance, train neutrality around other dogs, get her already spayed and health checked

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i miss you but at least you’re no longer in pain

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my dog is sick and has been at the vet for two days :( please keep her in your thoughts and prayers or whatever you believe in

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and i’m over sharing again