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[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“Marry the man who calls you after an argument just to make sure you re okay.”

If you carry your phone and call him after an argument to find out how he is doing and make sure that he is okay, what will happen?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Me everytime I see a tall black woman with sparkling dentition, double shade combo lips, properly made hair locs, smells nice especially like lavender.

God help my soul if she wears beads in flowery dress or palazzo pants.

Black women >>>>>

[IgweBen @IgweBen_]

@winexviv Congratulations to them

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

The wait is over.

We have 2 golds: Chimdiebube Onwubiko and Don Anele Munachimso.

We are the best in the world!

Egejurum Onyedikachi’s name was omitted. He should have a gold.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I have retired from one-sided relationships. We value reciprocity now. If that makes us princesses, so be it.

[Dr Ola Brown @NaijaFlyingDr]

The only reason anything exceptional happens is because someone keeps applying force past the point where a rational person would stop.

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

I don’t believe anyone can be “collected” with food, money etc you left, you weren’t “collected”.

That said, whenever I see babes talk about this scenario, they paint it like the girls throw food ONLY at the men & the men just fall yakata, nothing else just food😂

You’ll see a handsome, financially stable man with multiple dating options and think he threw away his relationship cos of hot jollof or egusi?😂 Not sex, attention, respect, affection, liking her more, feeling better being with her etc, just food.

[-𝓌𝑜𝓁𝒻𝑔𝒶𝓃𝑔- @macxxxxx0]

an innocent man sees this knowing fully well this is how he acts secretly, he stops doing it cuz he don’t want a situation where’s he treated like this in the future, they attribute his newest behavior to the influence of andrew tate 😂😂😂

[David challenger. @Las_h_ley]

“ But men still want submission..... ”

Ma'am, 2 bedroom flat in Enugu jumped from 500k to 1.4m. Bring your 700k and get your rubbish submission off the road.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

They didn't anticipate how much of gunpowder they were powering into the barrel when they were smothering the tenets of patriarchy - until they had to face the barrel.

New age men have now decided, they don't want to be head of the house anymore.

Everybody should open wallet.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Some ladies are demanding hugs and kisses from their men, and melting into their arms during painful periods. Others are offering mood swing and disrespect to their men and expecting them to understand.

Guess which one they tried convincing you is women's nature? 😊

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

The reason parents are strict and set many rules for children is because they pay for everything. Once you start earning your own money, you usually gain more freedom.

It also applies to relationships. If someone has to pay for everything, don’t expect to be free from control.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

One of my worst nightmares is someone calling me because they can see me from across the road or something, and them watching me ignore their call.

[Bossolamilekan @bossolamilekan1]

My woman can't go to beach or swimming pool and wear pant and post, I'm too local to accept some things,who or what are you posting it for online.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Growing up as a Kid “It’s your Mother’s Prayers that’s protecting you”

Once you’re grown enough to start having sex “Having sex with Women becomes spiritual”

Once you marry, Your Mother’s prayers automatically passes the baton to your Wife and it becomes “Behind every successful Man, there is a Woman”
And they start bringing Direction/Peace/Spirituality and all🤓

How are we not seeing the patterns 🤣

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Lmao of course naw… EVERYTHING they bring are things that can never be seen, felt nor touched.

You bring money, she brings ‘Peace’

You protect physically, she protects ‘Spiritually’

You take risks, she brings “Good-luck”

You go and hustle, she brings ‘Direction’

🤣🤣

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

In the real world, in the early years of marriage, most people from relatively stable homes would live worse in their matrimonial homes that they did in their parents’ home.

I was rotating Benz in my parent’s house before I left, but I don’t even have one Benz now.

You will not compare the material comfort a 50 year old parent has to offer their child to what a 33 year old young married person would be able to offer, except you’re fine marrying your father’s age mate or are blinded by your own privileges.

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One of the strangest things about being a young professional in Nigeria is having a job, dressing well, leaving home every morning and still calculating whether you can afford chicken.

[BIG AYO🔰 @4kaszz]

I get money for anything you wanna eat and drink when you come over

I get money for taking US out to places I wanna see as well

I get money for affording soft lifestyle for myself( you can tag)

I no get money for wigs, to change your phone or your family issue, or back to back craving or clubbing for Snapchat aesthetics!!