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[Africa @IgweLEVY]

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[Africa @IgweLEVY]

@HeemMufc Ronaldo boys crying 😂😂

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

Wait, is anyone else unable to verify their voter details on https://t.co/7XIRSiq07E

@IEBCKenya please explain why my details are missing from the voter register and they were there just a few months ago 🤔

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Ebu pitieni huko https://t.co/cvfQdwwAHk mwangalie kama your voter details ziko.

Naona IEBC wameanua zangu !

[Africa @IgweLEVY]

This is the reason he said they want him to pass lgbtq rules to get the loans. This man hates accountability and transparency.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has given Kenya more than 10 conditions before it can access the next round of loans.

Here are 10 of the main conditions explained in simple terms.

Thread below:

[Africa @IgweLEVY]

@moneyacademyKE This is the reason he said they want him to pass lgbtq rules to get the loans. This man hates accountability.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

It's funny how Ruto frames basic financial accountability as a hostile burden. The World Bank is basically asking for receipts and an audit trail before releasing cash. The panic in state house tells you everything you need to know about how much they thrive in the dark.

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has given Kenya more than 10 conditions before it can access the next round of loans.

Here are 10 of the main conditions explained in simple terms.

Thread below:

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Why do you have to be armed with a crude weapon to chant TUTAM though?

[Lennox Omondi @_lennoxomondi]

Zoea hizo situations watu kuogopa kuwa in. For example. Ukiambiwa kiatu ni 4k, we sema ulikuwa na 1k na uende.
Friday Nilikuwa nataka kuuza 11k USD nikapigia KCB treasury wakaniambia the best rate wanaezanipea ni 127 shillings. Nikasema siezi accept anything less than 129. Wakasema haiwezekani juu mara gava iko na 1.2b usd wanauza sasa market ni mbaya. Nikaambia the guy wacha tu basi ikae ningoje next week. Guess nilipewa rate ya how much?

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Sina ndoto ya kuwania urais 2027, nina mpango.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, please help retweet😩🙏

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's government plans to use more than Sh1 trillion held by SACCOs to help finance major development projects through the National Infrastructure Fund.

The move is set to be backed by the new Cooperatives Bill.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

After SACCOs, Banks And M-Pesa Are Next As Kenyans Become Guarantors For A Debt Crisis They Never Ate

Kenyans must stop asking why Kenya has not defaulted and start asking who is being prepared to carry the default when the music finally stops.

Ghana was here.

Sri Lanka was here.

Zambia was here.

Argentina was here.

Lebanon was here.

The script is always the same, because a broke government borrows until lenders get tired, taxes until citizens are dry, leans on banks until credit disappears, pushes pain into pensions and domestic savings, then tells the public that sacrifice is needed to save the country.

That is why the SACCO story should scare Kenyans more than they currently seem scared, because SACCO savings are not government money, they are the private sweat of teachers, police officers, nurses, farmers, matatu people, boda riders, mama mbogas, small traders and workers who ran there after banks abandoned them.

In every default story, the government does not stand alone at the edge of the cliff, because it drags citizens there as guarantors through inflation, taxes, currency pain, bank losses, pension restructuring, frozen credit and forced patriotic nonsense dressed up as national recovery.

Banks already formed a comfortable debt circle with government, where lending to Treasury became safer and sweeter than lending to SMEs, which slowly choked biashara, starved the real economy and turned ordinary Kenyans into beggars inside their own banking system.

Now the same government that fed banks with public debt is walking into SACCOs, looking at the last pool of money ordinary Kenyans still controlled after taxes, deductions, mobile money charges, fuel prices, school fees and rent had already eaten their pockets.

The anus cannot be stitched to stop diarrhoea.

A debt crisis cannot be solved by raiding SACCOs, squeezing banks, eyeing M-Pesa, selling public assets and pretending that every desperate grab is an infrastructure plan.

Ghana called it domestic debt exchange.

Sri Lanka called it restructuring.

Argentina called it emergency controls.

Lebanon left people staring at bank balances they could not freely touch.

Kenya will give it a cleaner name, maybe national development, domestic resource mobilisation, infrastructure financing or patriotic investment, but the meaning will be the same.

The citizens are being prepared as guarantors for debts they never ate.

Kenyans are not angry enough, because if they understood where this road ends, they would know SACCOs are not the final target, they are the warning shot before banks, M-Pesa and every private pool of money still breathing outside Treasury’s hands.

The money is finished.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Before you pass away, Remove your kids as direct beneficiaries of your assets. Then place all your assets in a revocable trust and name your kids as the beneficiary of the trust. This allows them to by pass the lengthy probate process and gain immediate access to the assets.

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

A xenophobic South African was knocked to the ground with a powerful punch by a white South African after allegedly entering a white-only area. In the video, a white man can be heard saying, “You’re not allowed to be here,” moments later, he knocked the South African to the ground. 😭😭

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

This is so deep 😂😂we call it cooking and serving while hot.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Everything he touches withers and dies.

[Jemedari @MrJemedari]

Kelvin is skating his heels off and can't even get a phone call from the ministry

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

The goons you breed will one day turn back at you....