Ihateweevils (alpha male)

I fucking hate weevils
Asking the questions nobody wants to hear.

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

Look at this disgusting fucking excuse for an insect, I want to wait for him to reproduce and make his family watch as I curb stomp him then put his shattered scull in a waffle iron, then I check to make sure he can still see as I do the same to his family.

[_ @HamChalk]

@sigmatic_ I hope the second movie is backrooms lucky blocks instead of character stuff that I need to listen to the movie to understand

[Nico @NicoHQ1]

It’s funny because it’s true. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Stuntman Mike @Stunt_ManMik3]

“Athena had shrouded it in mist,
so that Odysseus could not recognize his own country.”

-Homer’s The Odyssey

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

Before Oct 7…

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Petrochemical lobbyists are working overtime right now to figure out how to make anti-plastic policies sound "scary" and "authoritarian"

[KeyboardMan @KeyboardMan6535]

@467Doggo “yo korra what do i even do here dawg give me some #AvatarAdvice please”

“Sorry, but as an AI generated character I cannot fulfill this request… but call me if you need to win an air sphere race against some kids m’kay???”

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

Alligator or maybe a shark

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

What would be the most terrifying thing we could find on Mars?

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

I just don’t get how every character has to be good or perfect, mark is supposed to be a dick here, and I prefer a show that isn’t afraid to make main characters unlikable sometimes. Same thing happened with eve’s dad.

[Shrine 🇯🇴 @8thFallenSoul]

i can see why kirkman wanted to redo the story from the ground up with the show christ this is awful

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

@aratata46 They got their powers earlier, could be argued that their aging started to slow much sooner than mark, so while mark is aging slower than him now there was 18 whole years where he aged at human pace, and viltramites age slower as they age

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

They got Paul

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

So did the viltramite tsunami thing just not happen? Wouldn’t social media be all over that, like flying above a city a lot of cameras must have picked them up how does mark not know

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

Eve not nearly fat enough @robertchudman

[✨️ STRATOS ✨️ @Stratos_arts]

Also holder of my fav tweet ever

[Ihateweevils (alpha male) @Ihateweevils]

This is why I pirate the boys

[سكارف @Scarfalajme]

"في منتصف الليل تقتحم منزل عائلة بطريقة ليست عدوانياً، لكن العائلة لا تسمح لك بأخذ ابنتهم ذات الـ 18 عاماً بسهولة"

هذي اقتباس من مقابلة أجراها القذر تومر كابون عام 2016 مع اعتراف الممثل الإسرائيلي بمشاركته في عمليات اختطاف وضرب ونهب للفلسطينيين خلال سنوات خدمته في جيش الاحتلال

[سكارف @Scarfalajme]

"في منتصف الليل تقتحم منزل عائلة بطريقة ليست عدوانياً، لكن العائلة لا تسمح لك بأخذ ابنتهم ذات الـ 18 عاماً بسهولة"

هذي اقتباس من مقابلة أجراها القذر تومر كابون عام 2016 مع اعتراف الممثل الإسرائيلي بمشاركته في عمليات اختطاف وضرب ونهب للفلسطينيين خلال سنوات خدمته في جيش الاحتلال

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Quentin Tarantino on Roman Polanski fleeing the US after raping a kid: “She was down with it…I don’t believe that’s rape. I mean, not at 13. Not for these 13 year old party girls.”

Tarantino now lives in Israel.

[transgender marx @gendermarxism]

you take a marxist to the club and they start saying shit like this

[AraigneeDeVerre @AraigneeDeGlass]

C'est fou comme l'anime GW a réécrit l'histoire, quand y avait que le manga des gens SKIPPAIENT golden wind hein