Hobo Crazy Eyes

trolling before trolling was cool

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

Just talk to my dad. Moving my mom to #hospice tomorrow but insurance doesn’t cover all of it. Like $250 a day & they want $1500 up front. Check yallz coverage before you get sick.

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

Sure …… why not ?

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

So far only one person has shown their ass at jury duty and it wasn’t me (yet)

[TMZ @TMZ]

Singer Oliver Tree has died at 32 after a helicopter crash in Brazil 💔🕊️

DETAILS: https://t.co/UpaTDgB3XZ

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

@tuesdaymidnight https://t.co/lWYMpxtSJC

[The Associated Press @AP]

Kyle Busch died after severe pneumonia progressed into sepsis, resulting in rapid and overwhelming associated complications, according to a statement released by his family. https://t.co/93a3psJaPW

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

Feeling old cuz I remember when everyone held cigarette lighters instead of iPhones during a concert.

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

Waiting for my #colonoscopy think of jokes to tell the staff. “ I didn’t know you’d go so far on the first date “

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@tuesdaymidnight I understand sports are even better when you gamble $$ on them.

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

How come in #westerns you never see any #cats ?

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Most productive thing I did today at work. Those weird sausages on the end are alligator.

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

Whoops

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Spent over $800 on groceries today……. And people wonder why I go into work at 4:30 am

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@HeidiSamIAm Had to google “ caping “ & got a lot of bull fighting pics

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

@tuesdaymidnight 7

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

I’m in a trade class for work and now at the point when other techs have gotten up on their soapboxes and won’t shut the fuck up. I’m trying to will them to shut up. My brain is on fire. Shut up !

[Hobo Crazy Eyes @Ihufffreon]

@tuesdaymidnight Local candy stores stopped 1/2 price candy. They were onto my game.

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Can’t believe I stockpiled beer fir such a dull #Superbowl

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@tuesdaymidnight For what it’s worth , only correct 30% of the time