IHW Head Writer

Furiously writing and coming up with new content for our @inhotwatershow rehearsals -If you don’t hate this account follow @tomato_v

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

Ayyyyyye

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Is there any way to donate money to people working in grocery stores putting themselves at risk making shit money ?

[Sofa King Stupid @chUckbUte]

You've got to be kidding me. After all these years...

[Damian Rogers @DamianJRogers]

Emeril the Gassy was a far classier fellow than I anticipated.
"Shitburger, table for two. BAM!" 😂 @aaronbergcomedy @bigdaddybiscane @Thurdeye @CompoundAmerica @AnthonyCumiaCPM
#CompoundCucks

[Andrea in Twin @andreafromslc]

I took my first running steps today, 8 weeks, 3 days after surgery. My goal was to be this far 8/1. What should my new 8/1 goal be?

[Stacey Prussman @StaceyPrussman]

I made it !!! #compoundcucks @angelaril2 @Hack_Jokerson @bigdaddybiscane @ImNotMead #ihw #tph

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

@GenoBiscontePA @InHotWatershow @aaronbergcomedy @Thurdeye @jtheswitch I like Eggwatch but the Oreo is meh.

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

@WayneDupreeShow Every once in a while, McDs french fries has that one green fry that is just not palpable.

That shared experience seems relevant to tell now.

[FIGGY @ComicMikeFigs]

When you think you’re best friends but all your boss does is speak over people and hire other Latin puppeteers in your place... @GenoBiscontePA @aaronbergcomedy @TheCumiaShow @kevinbrennan666 @BrianPMcCarthy @BillSchulz

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

@Thurdeye @Thurdeye maybe we get out to a nice steak restaurant and ah, treat her to the pie

[MC Rosie🦀 @MC_Rosie4]

@cowe56 @syd_viciously @michaelmalice Confirmed

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

I make fun of Turtle Bay (the local name for my area), but I actually love that the median age is, like, 65. Kurt Vonnegut, Katherine Hepburn & Paul Newman all called it home. Marilyn Monroe did the famous skirt lifting scene on 51st & lex. And best part? No kids here.

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

Ever see ur neighbor wastefully leave a pizza box full of uneaten slices in the building's trash area, wait for him to leave, and just sort of...take/eat ALL of them? Me neither! Who would do that?? A bad person. And I am NOT that guy. Can't emphasize this enough.

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

@luisjgomez Your doing gods work, 👍🏻

Bless up

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

Canada u elected this bad actor?

[Pundit Class @punditclass]

Trudeau grandstanding in 2012 is just as cringeworthy as you imagine it to be. #cdnpoli

[ST @challengerST]

@JackPosobiec Go. See. Alita!!!! #AlitaChallenge

[Lisa Kudrow @LisaKudrow]

I feel tired about @ConanOBrien’s friend. Listen to my episode of “Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend” @ https://t.co/231AiITVpn<https://t.co/231AiITVpn

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

@carlruiz Philly winters require creativity. I’m guessing the Chicago deep dish came about the same way. But I’m just rambling now bc I want a cheesecake Stromboli. I’ll show myself out.

[IHW Head Writer @IhwHead]

@carlruiz On average yes, but have you had a cheesesteak Stromboli?