Boomer C Elfenstein III

Not the original jolly old elf, but I pre-date the little guys who just sit on your shelf. I’m older than some, wiser than most, that’s truth, not just a boast.

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@realDonaldTrump Sadly, death is a lagging indicator so I fear the worst is ahead of us and you may be eating those words!

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@Lordscrusader78 @Jess3738353 @314_45gmol @TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump Where is your evidence? Do you keep it folded up under your tin foil hat?

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

Gettin’ my wife some fancy nails for the holidays. #nailart #christmasjoy #winning

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

Kindergarten and fifth grade! Ha ha happy!

[elfontheshelf @elfontheshelf]

Scout Elves ❤️ hiding! RT when you find the elf! #ElfontheShelf #ElfonaShelf

[elfontheshelf @elfontheshelf]

Rock on! This elf is here to jam in the North Pole Rock-and-Roll outfit. Score your elf one: https://t.co/NE5wpfrWX2 #ElfontheShelf #ElfonaShelf #ClausCouture

[elfontheshelf @elfontheshelf]

The clock’s ticking! 🕒 RT to be sure Santa knows you’re excited! #ElfontheShelf #ElfonaShelf #ChristmasCountdown

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@candies_elf @LILBOOMER YOU are “at-ing” random twitter folk. I’m IIIBoomer or Iiiboomer or even iiiboomer. The three I’s REPRESENT that I’m the third, kind of like the speaker of the house. #getsomeglasses #buythreevowels #maybeitssnantarcticathing #areyoulit #layofftheclaw

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

Cake mix cookies in Christmas colors....elves get busy! #yellowmeansbabyinInuit

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@candies_elf Friday will be Christmas cookie day even though no one was hurt, bleeding or puking. #tellyomama #dramallama #sweetsaresweets #ourcupcakeswerenamedcookie #theycamefromCookes

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@candies_elf There was clearly a reindeer DRIVING the truck. HELLO!

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@Cathat53Breeden @realDonaldTrump Ok boomer.

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@Thunder58952566 Worried that you may have gotten enticed by a stranger with candy! Are you okay Kanye?

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

Main hall peeps...where’s your elf? Didja leave him on a library shelf?

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

BLUE HALL, blue hall, are you playing this game at all?#CCCES #Goosechase #Itson #slowstart #kinderwillplowyourgarden

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@Thunder58952566 Tinkle,tinkle in the cup! Come on Thundy! Fill it up!

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

@Thunder58952566 Lookin’ groovy lil buddy!

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

Ho ho hold on tomorrow CCCES! The hall labeled red will make you wish you’d stayed in bed. @candies_elf

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

Not meaning to throw shade but yellow WON’t make the grade.

[Boomer C Elfenstein III @IiiBoomer]

Follow me to the North Pole. #followme #Iamawesome #Elvesaremorethanjustforshelves #twitterisforelves #schoolproject #candy #boomer