Asked the barista what a cortado was and she said it’s a strong small coffee, I said perfect I’ll have one of them thank you and she proceeds to charge 3 British pounds and 55 pence for a coffee that would make bilbo baggins look 8ft tall…
Hello I am looking for 2x Taylor tickets for any date at Wembley. Im not made of money so nothing extortionate please and thank you. As near to face value if possible please im begging #Erastickets#ErasTourUk
Born in Portsmouth
Raised in Portsmouth
Live in Portsmouth
Work in Portsmouth
Will die in Portsmouth
These muppets who support the “big 6” will never get it.
We live for these nights.
This is our life,
This is our Pompey
When the old lady you just tried to cannulate tells you you’re not allowed to as the man behind me keeps lying to her and it’s 3:15am and there’s no man and then she tries to karate chop you in the head