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The faint pulse of a pot luck • “Were you in swinging distance, you’d be clocked.” - @Jenkinator96

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So I’ve decided to put a couple chapters of something I’m working on on fictionpress, if you’re intrigued by fantasy stories and stuff like that maybe check it out?

https://t.co/DycZGMlC04

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Why don’t cough syrups come with the little measurement spoon any more?? Those were so helpful and cute

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Can Amazon go back to boxing things up just for this time of year??? Mum just took in a very obvious rice cooker that’s supposed to be for Christmas so there goes that surprise

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It was freezing when I left the house yesterday so today I put in a long sleeved T-shirt under my work shirt for extra warmth but now I’m wearing too many layers for my brain to function and I hate it

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New look need to sort out their sizing, just barely got into a pair of jeans that are the exactly same as ones I’ve been wearing comfortably all week and were bought at the same time

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I’ve been labelled the work place snitch for something I didn’t actually do 😂

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She’s probably single handedly funding our staff night out all because I made a joke in January

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I feel kinda bad I made a joke to a regular customer after we stopped serving our character blend (25p extra) that she alone was going to be charged a service charge to make up for the amount we lost on her regular order and now when she comes in she drops 25p in the the tip cup

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My manager called me a people person today, I had to break the harsh truth to her that that’s just my customer service persona and she’s a two faced bitch

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@dnhamilton As you should be, I could have lived in ignorant bliss

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Just been exposed for misspelling my own name, the font needs changing back immediately!

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If you have covid for the love of god stay home especially this close to Christmas, people who work in hospitality (eg me) have no way of avoiding touching your infected cups and cutlery! You might be fine but Christmas got turned on it’s head in my house today

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Can we not start printing “tiktok sensation” stickers onto books, if it’s gotta be done at least make it less permanent

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Just discovered a weighted blanket does not automatically fix the issue when you get shafted at work and end up slightly burnt out and crying about it, shocked and disappointed

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“……don’t bring Jesus Christ Superstar into this” - Meg, heartbroken and disappointed, 2k22

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All I want is a cute little keyring to keep lactaids in so I don’t have to carry the fat bottle around everywhere is that too much to ask for?

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I’m so glad that prime subtitles tell me they’re speaking mandarin over the in movie subtitles that translate said mandarin, I’d hate to know what they’re actually saying

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“How dare you, I would be reason 1 through 13!” - Meg 2k22

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Meg: This awoke a kink
Me: what kink?!
Meg, with absolute confidence: being taken care of