Mitchell Davis

▲ I Am Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind Meets Back To The Future Part II ▲

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have you ever actually heard anyone "scream" for ice cream?

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if you watch the simpsons, are you a homersexual?

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if you like poodles, are you a poodlephile?

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Sometimes I just get lost thinking about how many hotdogs there are in the world.

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Breasts are nice.

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Hungrier than a whore's butthole.

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Anyone wanna play trick or treat beneath the sheet?

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Just found out that Twitter is 6 today. Does that make me a pedophile for molesting it so much?

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Dirtier than African water.

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People need to learn the difference between tan and tangerine.

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Flying first class to Funkytown.

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Feelin' like a Mac in a crowd of PCs.

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I'm BP bitch and I'm drilling you.

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@OfficialReginaG Good luck with your low carb diet.

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Boner achieved.

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Sometimes my ideas have sex and create even better ideas.

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Santa came, somebody grab a towel.

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What better way to get into the season than to take a ride on my Christmas Sausage?

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Oh all the tweets I ever composed, this was certainly one of them.

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Turn off the Nintendo and get off your rear endo.