living the DREAM

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

So, if @SpeedoUSA dropped @RyanLochte, does that mean they need a new spokesperson? I already waxed my bikini zone.

[living the DREAM @IivingThe_Dream]

If I didn't have my morning coffee, I'd be doling out karate chops this morning... Hiiii-yah! #coffeeSavesLives

[living the DREAM @IivingThe_Dream]

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[living the DREAM @IivingThe_Dream]

I'm so tired of adulting. I want to have my summers off and sleep late. This being responsible thing is just exhausting.

[living the DREAM @IivingThe_Dream]

#iwouldratherbe napping. Why aren't we more focused on napping? Napping paradigms, napping metaThoughts, We need an actionable plan here!

[living the DREAM @IivingThe_Dream]

#thisJokeisTooEasy

[living the DREAM @IivingThe_Dream]

#MyOlympicSportWouldBe napping. I nap like a boss. Hell, I'll bring back "like a boss" because I'm such a next-level napper.

[Melissa Smith @msmith_rn]

Just another day @VUTrauma
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