This guy on TikTok has been trying to get a hummingbird to land on his hand for two weeks now and he’s tried all kinds of stuff like pouring sugar all over his body but his latest idea has completely sent me
u drink two 5 hour energies and think.. perfect. i now have 10 hours of energy. not how it works. it's actually exponential and now i have 3125 hours of energy (did that math in my head). most of that energy is anxiety but also i think i can see 2 seconds into the future now
Montrealers will be like ‘I know a spot’ and bring you to a blanket in a park, laughter and guitar in the distance, endless wine and charcuterie and berries, and you’ll watch the sun set against their face and wonder how you got so lucky. Then you’ll return to the real world.