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Former DP for David Lynch • Filmmaker • Photographer • A perfectionist trapped in the body of a laid back surfer dude 🏄🏼 • absurdist humor

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Watching The Odyssey the way Nolan intended.

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My GF thinks Tim Robinson is a motivational speaker… I think she thinks I said Tony Robbins 🤦‍♂️

[Orekelewa @orekelewa_etc]

The late David Graeber hits the nail on the head.

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I don’t know what the DNC thought would happen when they decide for voters who’s going to be the nominee over and over again over the past decade. The dems lack democracy, vision, and creativity. What a waste of time and money.

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@messedupfoods You know he’s loving it. Badap ba ba ba…

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Dating apps were designed by the CIA for population control

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So I just found out the reason every boba shop or Japanese restaurant pronounces my name incorrectly is because the correct pronunciation means “I’m cumming!” in modern day conjugated Japanese… or “pond” originally.

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Drinking wine and crying over an interview with Rodney Mullen. How are you spending your 2nd night of Hanukkah?

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Sometimes to grow you need to overcome other people’s expectations of you.

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I have mastered the art of putting the cart before the horse 🤡

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The most interesting part of sharing an Amazon account with your ex is seeing the variety of top picks to explore 🤨

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Feeling like going for a swim

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A river of wine surged through São Lourenço do Bairro in Portugal,

following the rupture of the local distillery's colossal 2.2 million-litre tanks.
https://t.co/TVcwMice1U

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Listening to a British guy talk about his “bolex” camera and I hear is “bollocks.”

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Tired of grieving what could have been.

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My therapist is on tiktok

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Grey fake wood floors are the shag carpet of our generation

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@T_Ravz Bundy

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@WholesomeMeme @T_Ravz Dis you?

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@guardiannews @T_Ravz let’s move in together

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@jaketropolis More like an automatic flail