The year is 2036… Millennials and elder Gen Z are beginning to get facial reconstruction surgery in order to “Kirkify” themselves IRL in protest to Erika Kirk Re-marring to JD Vance, the dictator of the New American Republic
The year is 2036… Millennials and elder Gen Z are beginning to get facial reconstruction surgery in order to “Kirkify” themselves IRL in protest to Erika Kirk Re-marring to JD Vance, the dictator of the New American Republic
A Message to Americans
The United States is, unfortunately, not coming back from this. ICE is killing, assaulting, arresting, and even deporting its own American-born citizens; including combat veterans. The country has walked away from Taiwan, is once again attempting to steal Greenland, blames Ukraine for defending itself against Russia, and is trying to crush Canada through tariffs into becoming the 51st state.
It's over - and I say that with deep sadness, not any sense of glee. When Trump eventually leaves, JD Vance - another genuine psychopath - will take over.
I'm inviting all engineers, scientists, artists, medical professionals, businesspeople, and tradespeople who feel unsafe to immediately apply for Canadian citizenship. You will be safe in Canada.
There’s a new bizarre side effect of heavy cannabis use called “scromiting,” where chronic weed smokers scream in pain while vomiting uncontrollably—sending tons of people to the ER. 😳🍃 🚑
Lots of reasons to KMS let me know if you agree in the comments below!
Life just isn’t worth living, let’s start a suicide cult so the world can remember us.
Reasons to KILL MYSELF
- Can’t find a job in my field, job market is shit
- Global Leaders are committed to Nuclear Holocaust
-Down to my last $200
-Can’t/wont get Laid cause I’m poor and have no more ambition
- Creatively bankrupt
- my favorite things to do don’t bring me joy anymore
- I’m a artistic failure
- Burnt out
- ugly
- fat but also skinny
- fired from a job for a made up scenario that never happened and was done completely out of spite but I can’t afford a court case and they can.