Ikey, Esq.

#ΩΔΦ #ODPhi #MSU #Spartan #Attorney Just an average guy doing what I can, so I can do what I want.

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

The fact that I still feel like an imposter after a published opinion and setting precedent makes me feel like it’s just a part of me and it’s never going away

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I also can’t imagine what 20 y.o. me would say to my current self if he knew I’m spending $40 on a candle

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I really need to start looking at price tags again. Realizing when you get home that you spent over $40 on a candle just doesn’t sit right with me

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

Win or lose at least I don’t have to wake up in Alabama tomorrow

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

It wouldn’t take much to expose me as a complete idiot. Pretty sure eliminating spellcheck would do it

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I’m fucking pissed

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Full of shit, this is not what michigan football is about. That’s exactly what the fuck your program is. Fucking pathetic

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

Never thought I would say this, but at this point I’ll prefer all the porn on the for you page over the political shit

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

I hate buying shit online. It’s been a week and I get promotional emails everyday from the company trying to get me to buy more but they haven’t even processed my order. This is a boomer hill that I will die on

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

Idk, something about super religious people in highly developed countries being the worst people ever just doesn’t sit right with me

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All MAGA people watching this fight are triggered rn

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The fact that Holloway had this fight in the bag, and he risked it all to go blow for blow and swing it out in the last 10 seconds is wild af

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Five guys is ridiculous. I shouldn’t pay this much for food that is wrapped in aluminum foil and placed in a soggy bag

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I put a anytime td bet on Pacheco in case anybody was wondering why he is playing so bad

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

Resisting the urge to treat all my credit lines that I paid off in full as excess money to use to blow on stupid shit

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

My “fuck it” attitude has probably already cost me a 1/4 million 🤣

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

What bitch? Tell me where it says that? Cite the authority or shut the fuck. If I want I can draw a penis and tell you that’s my signature and a court will accept it

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

Overly confident people that misstate the law might be my biggest pet peeve right now

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

Current example being a notary telling me I need to change my signature to include my middle initial, because “it’s the law” and she “can’t notarize it without my middle initial”

[Ikey, Esq. @Ikeyiv]

Stop scheduling Thursday night games with Cincinnati