"Only straight ships are allowed in Transformers" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST not even Hasbro has cared about its canonical straight couples in years, what are you talking about??😭
And also:
- Reducing the Transformers into glup shittos
- Sexist treatment towards women
- Racist stereotypes that make a Tyler Perry movie look empowering
- Plots that stopped making sense beginning with ROTF
- Happy Madison-type humour that'll leave an audience silent