Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus to come back while being courted by 100 handsome and strong men
Nowadays you send a few DM's to hoes, get caught then your girl gets drunk and sucks another dick
That's why you can't get married in 2026.
UNSEEN FOOTAGE of Lindsey Graham on CALL with Netanyahu revealing plans to LOBBY Trump to BOMB Lebanon
BIBI: Glad you’re my FRIEND
GRAHAM: Going to try to get Trump to join with y'all in Lebanon… WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
B: Concentrating right now on IRAN
G: Can always go back
NEW: 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 Lindsey Graham reveals that he’s in Israel “every two weeks”
He also says that if every U.S. soldier in the Middle East DlES, it’s worth it to help Israel.
What is wrong with South Carolina? Why do they keep electing him?
Stop sharing your insecurities with women
She’s not your best friend, she’s not your confidant
Your ancestors lost limbs in wars and still raised 7 children without excuses
You’re complaining to your wife that your boss is an idiot
Remember:
Women despise vulnerability.