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@Heather27207971 @scottm9000 Even better what if it was a giant spider ghost?

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@preachers_son94 @Readycya Yes, Habibi 🤩

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The correct way to shower ���

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@Readycya @preachers_son94 Booty 🙌🏼

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@preachers_son94 @Readycya Perfection 👌🏼 Smooth

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🤣🤣🤣 Valid Point

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"

The driver:
"Why?"

The passenger:
"Music is haram."

The driver:
"Why is music haram?"

The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."

The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."

😂🤭😂

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@CollinTX1 @ThomasJFarrell7 In our current economy and state of the world, this is the hard-hitting law making we need. 🙄🙄

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@Heather27207971

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@vhfgenx 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

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@CajunBornUSA @MistralWindBoy @Heather27207971 Every day… I want my guys up and working early

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@preachers_son94 @Readycya Yes, must be crispy 🥓

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@weatherguy2020 😈😈😈 perfect trade off

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@CajunBornUSA @MistralWindBoy @Heather27207971 mid-1960s Mercury Monterey or Mercury Park Lane sedan (most likely from 1963 to 1965).
The dead giveaway is that highly distinctive reverse-slanted rear window, famously known as the "Breezeway" roofline. 😎

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Good Boy 😈

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@CollinTX1 So cute 🥰 she’s helping

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@Bbar4131 Obviously very refreshing 😆

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@nooney29555 🤣🤣🤣 I know right? How terrible they aren’t broadcasting all these other color combinations.

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Pittsburgh lit up for Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Office Towers & Brides

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@preachers_son94 Supreme Cleanliness ☺️☺️

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@UsernameAndeeh California Counting Votes

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@Armando52221209 Sí… just enough, not too much