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[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@schlingel Alternative *mit Hosen* zu deinen Handy-Unterhosen: https://t.co/TsEAMOLGPb

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@viticci OPERATION MEMORY FOAM:
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@viticci it exists!

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@robby_barnes @tweetbot I have the same problem, after tipping the app crashes at launch!

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

https://t.co/sr5pSZluus

[Fredy Künzler  @kuenzler]

Mein Leserbrief zum #Geldspielgesetz ist heute im @landbote erschienen. (bitte RT). @gsg_nein

[Beat Flach @beatflach]

Nur zur Erinnerung: Die Rechtskommission des Nationalrats hatte schon mal eine Mehrheit, für ein #Geldspielgesetz ohne #Netzsperren #GeldspielgesetzNein ist möglich und rasch umsetzbar.

[Ólafur Waage @olafurw]

I have an idea for a data structure, hear me out.

A linked list where every node contains a hash of all the data in the nodes behind it, and every time you want to add a new node, you need about 200.000 other computers to say ok and consume the power equivalent of a small nation

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@iHaeck Einfach mal 2h lesen 😱https://t.co/iM32Qf1fdp

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@simonnelli https://t.co/iM32Qf1fdp Einfach mal 2h lesen 😱

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@simonnelli @bitsundso Nice.

[Luke Wroblewski @LukeW]

in case what’s happening wasn’t clear...

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

Not exactly sure how rap battles work, but I’m pretty sure Eminem is now President of the USA https://t.co/LX34xAwh5m

[✨gods gyft✨ @athenaa_ii]

John Fugelsang quote

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

@ismh Hey, where can I buy something like that? Do you know it’s name?

[Kontra @counternotions]

Apple HomePod

1. Clueless unit-sale regurgitation:
https://t.co/LcaIAyoNuY

2. Apple engineering:
https://t.co/CnhlJ9Hzjq

via @tjparker

[Chris De Jabet @chrisdejabet]

That explains why those 10.1 and 10.2 installs took forever to install.

Does this mean Apple Watch has tried this with every update? 🤣 https://t.co/iJQT21iGNO

[ɪLaw @iLaw]

Sonos: “Shit.”

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Reagan: The Gipper
Bush: Dubya
Trump: Big Fat Dumb-Dumb Old Lardass Senile Dementia Tired Flabby Dumbshit Shit-for-Br