Have you fucked up?
Made awful choices that ruined your own life?
Want a way to absolve yourself of all responsibility?
Then become Palestinian! 🇵🇸
Being Palestinian instantly frees you of personal responsibility!
Be treated like a toddler by Westerners!
You can even commit rape and murder and get away with it! 😊
What you did to those girls, isn’t your fault!
You’re the victim!
And it doesn’t stop there!
Reject peace and start wars - then cry when you lose! 😭
Don’t worry - it’s not your fault!
Teach your children to become suicide bombers! 💣
It’s not bad parenting - it’s all good!
Preach that you want to exterminate Jews!
Don’t worry - it’s not racist - it’s adorable! 🥰
Be Palestinian!
Do whatever the fuck you want and get away with it!
Brought to you by the most stupid fucks on earth…