After shopping @walmart , while loading my stuff, there was a $16 belt I didn't remember scanning among my things.
I took it back to pay for it... Someone looked at me scornfully for going back to the right thing.🤷🤷
An African woman was chilling in her car when a Chinese man suddenly approached her and told her not to park on the road in his community.
She stayed calm, waited for her turn to speak… then let it ALL out!
Location: Canada
THE BACKDOOR IS OPEN: How APC is Entering INEC's Secret Database
The lie that INEC is independent has finally been exposed. It did not happen because a whistleblower spoke out or because of a big investigation. It happened because APC operatives are now so proud of their power that they do not even care about hiding their tracks.
To mock actor Emeka Ike because he transferred his voter registration from Imo State to Abuja, an APC apologist, Lere went online to share screenshots. But he made a big mistake. He did not just share a rumor; he shared clear screenshots taken from inside the secret, password-protected backend database of INEC.
For an ordinary person, the pictures look like normal registration slips. But if you look closely at the top of the browser tab, the web address shows https://t.co/Ne2YNhFv0f.
Let this sink in very well. This cvradmin is not a public website. It is not the place where you and I go to check our voter cards. It is the highly restricted, internal database meant ONLY for INEC ICT officials and data managers. Yet, an APC member has the password to enter inside, see a citizen's secret tracking number, check his private details, and look at internal system steps.
This shows us two scary things: First, it means INEC has completely sold out. They have handed over their secret passwords to APC boys so they can spy on citizens' data whenever they want. Second, it means INEC’s computer security is totally broken. Their database has an open door where politicians can easily enter to pack, track, and change the data of over 90 million Nigerian voters.
If you think this is just a fight between big politicians, you are wrong. If the ruling party can sit in their house, log into INEC’s backend, and track who is transferring their PVC, exactly when they applied, and where they are moving to, then no opposition strategy is safe. Your privacy as a citizen does not exist.
This explains the magic numbers we always see during elections. When a political party has access to the computer backend, they can trace where voters are moving to. They can target specific transfers and reject them, stop registrations in areas where people do not like them, and fix the election results long before the election day. By using private data to bully people, they have proved what Nigerians have been saying all along: INEC and APC are using the exact same server room.
This is a big crime under the Nigeria Data Protection Act and it threatens our national security. INEC cannot just release one useless press statement to blame "glitch." The Data Protection Commission must launch a proper investigation immediately to find out the exact INEC staff whose password was used to leak this file. Also, the INEC insiders who gave out the password and the politicians who used it must be arrested and sent to jail under the Cybercrimes Act.
The battle for Nigerian democracy is no longer just about guarding ballot boxes at the polling units. The real war is now inside the INEC computers. If INEC has given its keys to the ruling party, then a free and fair election in Nigeria is a total lie. INEC Chairman must tell the nation the truth: Why is APC managing your backend?
Rowan Atkinson, the guy who plays Mr. Bean, bought a McLaren F1 in 1997 for £640,000, about a million dollars then. He drove it 41,000 miles, crashed it twice, and sold it in 2015 for £8 million.
The 2011 crash near Peterborough threw the V12 engine 20 metres from the wreckage, and the £910,000 payout to rebuild it was Britain's largest single-car insurance claim at the time. Even with that, profit hit roughly £7 million. Atkinson said most of those miles were "going to Sainsbury's or doing the school run."
Atkinson is a trained engineer. He earned an electrical engineering degree from Newcastle University in 1975, then a master's in the same field from The Queen's College, Oxford in 1978. His father had studied at the same college back in 1935.
His thesis was on something called self-tuning control. In plain English, that means any system smart enough to adjust its own settings while it runs, without a person standing there tweaking dials. Aircraft autopilots work this way. Paper mills and chemical plants do too. Other engineers cited his thesis in a 1979 paper published by the Institution of Electrical Engineers.
Atkinson told The Arts Desk the thesis was "good enough for an MSc but not good enough for a DPhil," which is Oxford's name for a PhD. He had wanted the doctorate. Comedy at the Oxford Revue kept pulling him out of the lab. He left with the master's, which he called "a quite rare degree at Oxford." Decades later, in 2006, Oxford made him an Honorary Fellow of the same college he had walked away from to do Mr. Bean.
The engineering brain never switched off. For years he wrote technical car columns for Car magazine, Octane, and Evo, getting into how cars actually behave on the road with the precision of someone trained in control systems.
The meme has the master's from Oxford right. The rest of the story: a published engineering thesis other engineers cited, a PhD he was on track to finish before comedy took over, an Honorary Fellowship he picked up decades later, and one of the most complicated production cars ever built used as a daily driver for the school run.
This question is actually deep and hits home for so many people. Without the password or biometrics, modern phones (especially iPhones) use strong encryption that keeps everything locked.
Simply resetting or "flashing" the phone usually wipes all your photos, messages, and important data forever, leaving families with nothing but frustration and lost memories.
The smart solution is to plan ahead right now while you still can:
FOR IPHONE USERS:
Go to Settings > tap your name at the top > Sign-In & Security > Legacy Contact.
Add one or more trusted people (like a spouse, child, or sibling). You'll get an access key to share with them.
After you pass, they just need that key plus a copy of your death certificate to request access to your Apple account and data.
It's straightforward and doesn't require going to court in most cases.
FOR ANDROID/GOOGLE USERS:
Go to https://t.co/ZXZMiSLgfb, sign in, then head to Data & Privacy > More options > Make a plan for your digital legacy (or search for Inactive Account Manager).
Choose a waiting period (like 3 to 18 months of inactivity), pick trusted contacts, and decide what data to share (Gmail, photos, Drive files, etc.). Google will notify them and give access if the account goes inactive.
Do this today. It only takes a few minutes, but it can save your loved ones from huge headaches later.
Most people never think about it until it's too late, and precious memories or important information end up locked away forever.
Above all, love God.
Why… why does it have to be like this, especially on a day meant for life, for hope, for resurrection
On this very day of Easter, when we are meant to celebrate victory over death, the sound of grief rises again from Mbalom, from Gwer East, from the hearts of innocent people whose only desire is to live in peace
Seventeen lives… and still counting
Families torn apart
Homes reduced to ashes
Voices silenced
Children missing
Mothers crying into the night
What kind of pain is this that refuses to end
What kind of darkness keeps chasing light even on a holy day like this
Oh God, where are the answers
Why must your children keep suffering like this
Why must blood speak louder than prayers in our land
My heart is heavy beyond words
I weep for every life lost
I ache for every mother who will not see her child again
I mourn for every family left in silence and fear
Lord, please receive the souls of the departed into Your eternal peace
Wipe the tears of Your people
Comfort the brokenhearted
And let Your justice rise, because this pain is too much for human hearts to carry
On this Easter day, instead of songs of joy, we cry
Instead of celebration, we mourn
But even in this darkness, we hold on to You, Lord
Because You are the only hope we have left
May Your light find Mbalom
May Your peace find Benue
And may this suffering not be in vain
Amen 💔
🇿🇦 JUST IN: A Nigerian e-hailing driver has reportedly been murdered in Pretoria, South Africa.
The victim, identified as 22-year-old Nigerian student Isaac Satlat, was allegedly hijacked and killed last night while working as a Bolt driver.
According to preliminary reports, a dash camera inside the vehicle captured the fatal attack.
His car was later recovered, while his body was discovered several kilometers away in Moshongo, Attridgeville, just outside Pretoria.
Satlat was a student scheduled to graduate next month, with reported plans already underway to relocate to Canada to continue his studies.
South African authorities are said to be investigating the incident, with suspects reportedly identified as a male and a female.
More details are expected as the investigation continues.
You soak your beans overnight to reduce phytic acid. You sprout your grains to lower antinutrients. You boil your vegetables to break down oxalates. You ferment your legumes to make them digestible.
All this effort to make plants less toxic.
Or you could feed the plants to a cow and let its four-chambered fermentation system process everything for you over 24-48 hours, then eat the cow which contains zero antinutrients and maximum bioavailable nutrition.
The cow already did the soaking, sprouting, boiling, and fermenting. It's called ruminant digestion. You're just eating the finished product.
This is why beef is the ultimate plant-based food. All the nutrition from plants, none of the defence chemicals, pre-processed into perfect human fuel.
You're not avoiding plants. You're outsourcing the detoxification to a ruminant that evolved to handle it.
I stole this parenting trick from the government.
And it's eliminated 90% of power struggles with my kids.
Here's how it works:
My 5-year-old used to fight me EVERY NIGHT about brushing teeth.
"No! I don't want to!"
"You have to!"
Meltdown. Tears. Exhausting.
Then I changed one thing:
Instead of "Go brush your teeth," I said:
"Do you want to brush teeth before or after pajamas?"
He thought about it. "After."
Done. No fight. Teeth got brushed.
What changed?
He felt like HE was making the decision.
But I was controlling both options.
It's the illusion of choice. And it's genius.
Now I use it everywhere:
"Do you want to clean your room now or after snack?"
"Do you want to wear your blue shirt or red shirt?"
"Do you want to do homework before or after dinner?"
Same outcome. Zero power struggle.
The government uses this on adults all the time:
"Do you want Candidate A or Candidate B?"
(Both serve their agenda)
If it works on adults, it DEFINITELY works on kids.
Give them choices within boundaries.
They feel empowered. You stay in control.
I’ve been pushing legislation to designate Nigeria a CPC and to impose sanctions on the Nigerian officials responsible.
Thank you to President Trump for his leadership in imposing the designation, and more broadly, for fighting to stop the murder of Christians in Nigeria.
Now we should take the next step and hold Nigerian officials accountable. I intend to be very explicit about who they are in the coming days and weeks.
Professor Hadi Sirika and the University of Borrowed Airplanes
Breaking news, ladies and gentlemen of the Federal Republic of Recycled Officials:
Governor Dikko Radda of Katsina State has just appointed Hadi Sirika — yes, that Hadi Sirika — as the Pro-Chancellor and Chairman of the Governing Council of Umaru Musa Yar’Adua University.
You heard right.
The man who once gave us Nigeria Air, the most expensive “borrowed airplane” in world history, is now in charge of a university.
Education, my friend, is now officially under turbulence.
Professor Sirika, Dean of Aeronautical Deception
Let’s remember his thesis:
“How to Launch an Airline Without Owning a Plane.”
It was a brilliant experiment. Billions of naira vanished into thin air, and when Nigerians demanded evidence of their national airline, Sirika presented one majestic Ethiopian airplane — painted with our flag for the weekend, like makeup on a corpse.
Two days later, the plane quietly flew back to Addis Ababa, wiped off the green and white, and resumed normal service.
Nigeria Air: Gone with the wind — and the budget.
Now this same man, this modern-day aviation Picasso, has been chosen to teach our youth integrity and leadership.
See the joke?
The man who borrowed a plane now wants to borrow credibility from a university.
New Curriculum: Lootonomics 101
With Professor Sirika at the helm, expect a radical shift in university education.
Course 1: Introduction to Aviation Propaganda (AVN 101) — How to land with no runway.
Course 2: Public Fund Disappearance Techniques (PFDT 204) — How to spend billions and still smile on TV.
Course 3: Crisis Communication for Scandals (CCS 311) — Sponsored by “We Did Nothing Wrong Ltd.”
Course 4: Advanced Nepotism (GOV 401) — Because merit is for amateurs.
By graduation, the students of UMYU will not only earn degrees — they’ll earn experience in “strategic mismanagement.”
From Minister of Missing Airplanes to Chancellor of Missing Morals
You’d think a man whose last project ended like a disappearing magic trick would be quietly reflecting. But no.
In Nigeria, failure is not punishment — it’s promotion.
Steal well, steal big, and someone will find you another office with your name on the door.
Imagine the irony: while students sit under leaking roofs, their new university chairman once spent billions to paint a plane that never flew again.
Nigerian politics has officially become a recycling plant for corruption.
You finish defrauding aviation, they post you to education.
You mess up health, they move you to housing.
You embezzle from housing, they promote you to the Senate.
It’s like musical chairs, except the chairs are made of taxpayers’ bones.
Governor Radda could have appointed a scholar, a reformer, a visionary.
But no — he chose the man who took our national pride for a test flight and returned it with an Ethiopian accent.
This appointment is not about education — it’s about indoctrination.
Teaching young Nigerians that you can burn a nation’s funds, destroy a ministry’s credibility, and still end up sitting at the head of a university council — smiling.
This is the Nigeria where crime graduates with honours,
and corruption becomes a department of study.
Soon, we’ll see Sirika’s portrait in the university hallway, with the caption:
“For Outstanding Service in the Field of Fraudulent Aviation and Educational Irony.”
Nigeria is a country that punishes honesty and rewards shamelessness.
And every appointment like this is another slap in the face of students who still believe in merit, lecturers who still believe in integrity, and citizens who still believe in redemption.
So when the next scandal erupts — don’t ask how.
Ask which university trained them.
Because if this continues, the next generation won’t just be unemployed — they’ll be unemployable, armed with degrees in deception and postgraduate certificates in impunity.
And the man who once borrowed a plane for a photo-op will be proudly signing their diplomas.
Today's Date: Friday, June 27, 2025
😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂
Allegedly, a British groom canceled his wedding reception because the invitees didn't show up at the venue of the wedding ceremony, but they were at the venue of wedding reception.
The groom asked everyone to leave😂😂😂😂😂😂
This African Man’s AI Device Shocked Engineers Worldwide
Meet David Gathu and Moses Kiuna, two self-taught Kenyan inventors who built an AI-powered robotic prosthetic arm using only salvaged electronics and zero funding.
Their startup, AfroGenesys, is proving that African innovation can change the world. A🧵