Today is the five year anniversary of the night The Great Tarantula heroically stopped the Mothman's rampage of bridge collapses.
Granted she didn't know anything about the bridges and was only trying to catch a midnight snack but still.
Hey guys I'm about to Blow Your Fucking Minds. After days of exensive research, fact checking, and field work, me and a team of interns with nothing better to do discovered, to our shock and horror, that Saturday Night Live is still on the air.
I complain a lot about Brands on social Media but it could be worse. I dread the day that the primordial churning mayhem of @Arbys stops using its cultist puppets for brand awareness and just does it itself, instantly searing our brains and sending humanity into a new Dark Age